PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Rampage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker comes to the cage accompanied by break ya fu**ing neck. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mockenmaker
vs
Rampage

184 cm
28
209 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

182 cm
31
218 lbs
20 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Mike Rampage!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rampage stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Rampage wants it to stay on the feet.
Mockenmaker shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Rampage pinned against the cage. Rampage gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The fighters circling - Rampage throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rampage fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mockenmaker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mockenmaker swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Rampage counters with a left to the body.
Mockenmaker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rampage is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Mockenmaker.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mockenmaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mockenmaker throws a body punch but Rampage moves out of range.
Rampage throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rampage stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mockenmaker shoots in looking for a takedown but Rampage manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mockenmaker's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Rampage slips under a jab.
Rampage misses with an uppercut
letting Mockenmaker counter with a right hand.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rampage as he jumps to the side.
Mockenmaker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Rampage.
Mockenmaker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rampage counters with a straight right hand.
Rampage connects with a right hand. Mockenmaker shakes it off.
Mockenmaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rampage manages to avoid it.
Mockenmaker takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Rampage drives through with a takedown into guard.
Rampage works over Mockenmaker with some ground and pound from guard.

Mockenmaker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rampage doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rampage manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mockenmaker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mockenmaker is on top in guard.
Rampage working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mockenmaker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rampage managing to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mockenmaker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Rampage tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Rampage not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mockenmaker tries to free his leg and advance position but Rampage is retaining full guard.
Mockenmaker stands and throws Rampage's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Rampage takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Rampage is not content to let Mockenmaker control the position.
Mockenmaker scoring with punches from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Rampage will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
You can see the frustration on Rampage's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Rampage defending against the ground and pound.
Rampage manages to get back to half guard.
Rampage controlling the position well.
Rampage is looking to control Mockenmaker's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Rampage avoid being mounted?
Mockenmaker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker wants to take a breather but Rampage is having none of it.
Mockenmaker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rampage keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Rampage works his way to full guard. Good work.
Rampage working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mockenmaker.
Rampage trying to control the position.
Mockenmaker throwing strikes but missing.
Rampage keeping moving, preventing Mockenmaker from controlling successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rampage pulls Mockenmaker in close to prevent any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mockenmaker throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fetty Mockenmaker will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Rampage swings for the body but Mockenmaker moves out of range.
Mockenmaker fails with the takedown.
Mockenmaker with a hook.
Rampage moves out of range of the strikes.

Mockenmaker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Rampage did well to prevent Mockenmaker getting side control.
Rampage is not content to let Mockenmaker control the position.
Rampage is looking to control Mockenmaker's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Rampage avoid being mounted?
Rampage tries to roll over but Mockenmaker keeps him under control.
Mockenmaker lands with a punch from half guard.
Mockenmaker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rampage on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mockenmaker throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mockenmaker trying to advance position but Rampage counters by regaining guard.
Fetty Mockenmaker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mockenmaker postures up in Rampage's guard and throws a big left but Rampage blocks it.
Rampage looking to control.
Rampage controlling Mockenmaker's posture.
Mockenmaker won't allow Rampage to sweep him here.
Mockenmaker trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mockenmaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Rampage has wrist control.
Mockenmaker tries to free his leg and advance position but Rampage is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mockenmaker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mockenmaker is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Mockenmaker slips nicely into half guard.
Mockenmaker thows a huge punch but Rampage dodges it nicely.
Mockenmaker not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Mockenmaker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rampage's head.
Mockenmaker is stalling here. Rampage is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Mockenmaker seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Rampage has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rampage is putting a hurting on Mockenmaker here, landing some big shots from side control.
Mockenmaker manages to get back to half guard.
Mockenmaker wants to control but Rampage is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rampage lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mockenmaker is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Rampage's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Rampage's back!
Mockenmaker is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Rampage up.
Mockenmaker tries to get the hooks in deep but Rampage pushed the leg off.
Mockenmaker is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Mockenmaker gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Mockenmaker gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Mockenmaker apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Mockenmaker works Rampage's body with a nice hook.
Mockenmaker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rampage.
Rampage misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mockenmaker.
Rampage dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rampage fails to land with a series of punches.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mockenmaker throws a lazy right hand but Rampage sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Mockenmaker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mockenmaker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rampage swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rampage misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mike Rampage seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rampage throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rampage throws the left hand but Mockenmaker avoids the punch easily.
Fetty Mockenmaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mockenmaker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mockenmaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mockenmaker tries to bum rush Rampage with a series of wild strikes but Rampage uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mockenmaker has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mockenmaker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Rampage manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rampage shoots in but no luck this time.
Mockenmaker looks to clinch
and Rampage counters with a low kick, right behind Mockenmaker 's knee.
Rampage ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mockenmaker moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Rampage bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mockenmaker is looking to wear down Rampage with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Mockenmaker was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Mockenmaker throws some wild stikes that Rampage manages to avoid easily.
Mockenmaker is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Mockenmaker thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Rampage really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Mockenmaker misses with a head shot.
Mockenmaker connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Rampage working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mockenmaker looking to control but Rampage is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Mockenmaker looking to finish with strikes here!
Rampage can't escape the position.
Mockenmaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mockenmaker misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Mockenmaker unloads with some shots from mount but Rampage bucks and avoids them well.
Mockenmaker with the ground and pound from mount.
Rampage is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Rampage tries to hold on but Mockenmaker postures up.
Mockenmaker lands a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rampage is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mockenmaker lands a big elbow.

Mockenmaker is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Rampage has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Rampage!

Mockenmaker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Mockenmaker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rampage gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mockenmaker working a defensive guard here.
Mockenmaker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Rampage.
Rampage throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mockenmaker works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rampage chips away with some ground and pound.

Mockenmaker has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Rampage off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Mockenmaker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rampage with a jab.
Rampage misses with a wild body shot.
A left lands for Rampage.
Rampage tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mockenmaker was well out of range. Poor timing from Rampage.

Mockenmaker shoots in and bounces Rampage off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mockenmaker postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fetty Mockenmaker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mockenmaker throws a big elbow that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mockenmaker trying to control the position from guard on top but Rampage is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mike Rampage has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Rampage is looking for a triangle but Mockenmaker pushes his legs off easily.
Mockenmaker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Mockenmaker gets to his feet. Rampage looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

Rampage throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Mockenmaker tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Rampage is in Mockenmaker's guard.
Mockenmaker has control of Rampage's left arm, preventing Rampage from doing any damage.
Rampage throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mockenmaker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rampage must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Mockenmaker utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fetty Mockenmaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mockenmaker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fetty Mockenmaker!