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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Surfer Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cappadonna Frappuccino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dude comes to the cage accompanied by Jack Johnson - You And Your Heart. Frappuccino is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Apinamies. Surfer Dude has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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184 cm
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175 lbs
7 - 2 - 1 |
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185 cm
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180 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Surfer Dude! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cappadonna Frappuccino! The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nice body kick there by Dude. Frappuccino misses with a hook. Frappuccino throws a hook but Dude blocks it. Frappuccino scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dude in his tracks. Frappuccino throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dude throws an overhand right that lands on Frappuccino's shoulder, as Frappuccino tries to avoid the shot. Dude moves out of range as Frappuccino strikes. Frappuccino throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Frappuccino misses with a straight right. Dude staying out of range there. Frappuccino fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dude manages to avoid it. Frappuccino dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Frappuccino misses with a low kick.
Frappuccino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dude.
Dude throws out a leg kick but Frappuccino moves out of range and Dude only half commits. A slow jab from Frappuccino misses its intended target. Frappuccino scores with a jab to the jaw. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Frappuccino lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round. Frappuccino throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dude connects with a leg kick. Frappuccino looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Frappuccino moves out of range of the strikes. Frappuccino swinging wildly here.
Dude uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Frappuccino. Dude paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Frappuccino takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Frappuccino throws a big shot that misses. Frappuccino is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. A punch combination from Frappuccino misses. Dude throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily. Frappuccino moves out of range of the strikes. Frappuccino bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Frappuccino fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cappadonna Frappuccino seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino with a body punch. A glancing blow. Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Frappuccino throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Frappuccino misses with a wild combination.
Dude misses with a leg kick. Dude takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Dude ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Dude goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Dude lands a nice shot that snaps Frappuccino's head back.
Frappuccino lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dude circles away quickly and effectively. A looping hook to the body misses from Frappuccino. Dude does a little dance to reset his feet. Dude lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Frappuccino takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Frappuccino swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino looks to land a right hand but Dude moved out of range. Dude checks a low kick from Frappuccino. Dude takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Frappuccino misses with a hook. Dude ducked under it nicely. That kick from Frappuccino tenderised Dude's leg. Dude is trying to keep his angry face on. Frappuccino looks to throw the jab but Dude is out of range. Frappuccino misses with a hook. Frappuccino walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Frappuccino takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dude throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Dude scoring well with a low kick there.
Frappuccino scores with a sloppy right hand. Dude should have avoided that one. Frappuccino scores with a decent looking hook. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Frappuccino throws a hook to the side of Dude's head but Dude sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Frappuccino throws a jab but it's blocked by Dude.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dude counters with an outside leg kick.
Dude throws a shot from downtown. Frappuccino moves away and avoids it. Frappuccino throws a big shot that misses. Frappuccino misses with a hook. Dude ducked under it nicely. A big left from Dude misses. Dude is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Frappuccino. Frappuccino connects with the punch. Frappuccino throws a sloppy body shot
and Dude counters with a leg kick. Dude misses with a straight right. Dude cracks Frappuccino with a right hand to the side of the head. Dude takes a shot right to the bread basket. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Dude misses with a low kick.
Frappuccino ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dude moves away. Dude scores with a spinning back kick! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cappadonna Frappuccino dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dude slips under a jab. Dude checks a leg kick. Frappuccino misses with a body shot.
Dude tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Frappuccino scoring well with a low kick there.
Dude drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Dude lands a nice leg kick that just misses Frappuccino's sensitive parts. Frappuccino throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it. Frappuccino uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dude. Frappuccino misses with a lunging right hand
and Dude counters with a body kick. Frappuccino ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dude moves away. Dude throws a low kick but Frappuccino avoids it. Good exchange - Frappuccino coming out on top. Dude throws a leg kick that misses. Dude ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino.
That's one minute gone in the round. Frappuccino jabs at Dude's body. Frappuccino rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dude counters with a good low kick that Frappuccino was not able to check. Frappuccino swings widly with a right hand
and Dude counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Frappuccino lands a leg kick that knocks Dude off balance momentarily. Some bone on bone action there as Frappuccino checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Frappuccino throws a right and a left that Dude avoids nicely. Frappuccino throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dude counters with a slapping leg kick. Frappuccino misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Frappuccino misses with a straight left. Dude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Frappuccino throws out the jab. Frappuccino swings for the body but Dude moves out of range.
Dude throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily. Frappuccino on the wrong end of a nice jab. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Frappuccino throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Dude looks to land a left hand but Frappuccino moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Dude moves away from the strike by Frappuccino. Cappadonna Frappuccino seems to be getting the better of the standup. Frappuccino takes one to the chin there. A combination from Frappuccino does no damage. Dude scores with a jab to the body. Dude scoring well with a low kick there.
Dude throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Frappuccino throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range. Good exchange - Dude coming out on top. Frappuccino pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Dude ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino. Dude turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Frappuccino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dude.
Frappuccino looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A jab from Frappuccino misses. Frappuccino takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Dude fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Dude feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Frappuccino's calf. A looping hook to the body misses from Dude. Frappuccino does a little dance to reset his feet. Frappuccino misses the body punch and Dude counters with a nice body shot. Frappuccino is breathing heavily. Dude connects with a leg kick. Frappuccino looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Dude explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Frappuccino takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Dude getting the better of the striking in that exchange. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Dude is looking to land body kicks. Dude lands with a slapping head kick. Dude connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Frappuccino momentarily.
Frappuccino is rocked! Dude throws a shot from downtown. Frappuccino moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dude lands a nice leg kick that just misses Frappuccino's sensitive parts. Frappuccino lands a jab to Dude's midsection. Frappuccino misses the shot to the body. Frappuccino scores with a shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Frappuccino takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Frappuccino connects with a nice looking jab.
Frappuccino's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Frappuccino throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Frappuccino rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dude moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Dude throws a nice inside leg kick. Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Frappuccino fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dude checks it well. Dude tries to work over Frappuccino's front leg with a kick but Frappuccino checks it. Frappuccino defending well as Dude loads up on a big left hand. Dude throws out a token jab with nothing on it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Surfer Dude dominated that second round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Frappuccino throws a lazy uppercut
and Frappuccino takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Frappuccino misses the jab. Frappuccino digs a good hook to Dude's body.
Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dude misses with an uppercut. Frappuccino staying out of range there. A looping hook to the body misses from Frappuccino. Dude does a little dance to reset his feet. Dude ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino. Dude throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Frappuccino misses with a wild body shot. Dude moves out of range of the strikes. Dude keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Frappuccino. Frappuccino displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dude throws out the jab. A big right from Frappuccino misses. Frappuccino throws a hook but Dude avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dude throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Frappuccino misses with a body shot.
Dude slips a jab and a cross from Frappuccino.
Frappuccino takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Frappuccino on the wrong end of a nice jab. Frappuccino uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Dude defending well as Frappuccino loads up on a big left hand. Nice defenses there by Dude. Dude throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Frappuccino pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Frappuccino scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dude in his tracks. Nice shot by Frappuccino. A kick lands to the mid section there for Dude. Frappuccino misses with a jab to the body
and Dude counters with a low kick, right behind Frappuccino 's knee. Dude misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Dude uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dude. Dude scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Frappuccino digs a good hook to Dude's body.
Frappuccino slips under a jab from Dude. Dude throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Dude throws a solid leg kick but Frappuccino takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dude. Dude slips a straight right by Frappuccino. Frappuccino has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dude. Frappuccino misses the jab. Dude buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Frappuccino ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dude.
Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Dude saw that one coming. Frappuccino throws an overhand right that lands on Dude's shoulder, as Dude tries to avoid the shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino lands a really nice looking cross but Dude seems unphased.
Frappuccino takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Frappuccino takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Dude lands with a hook. Frappuccino tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Dude fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Frappuccino staying out of range there. A swing and a miss from Frappuccino. Frappuccino gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dude throws a chopping leg kick but Frappuccino manages to avoid taking any serious damage. A jab from Dude misses. Dude avoids the body shot from Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a right hand that Dude ducks under and follows up with a left that Dude also avoids with ease. Dude bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Frappuccino chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dude can pounce on him.
Dude dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Frappuccino. That did some damage! Dude throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Frappuccino lands with a good body shot. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Frappuccino misses with a wild body shot. Frappuccino throws a leg kick enabling Dude to counter with a crisp jab. Frappuccino checks a low kick from Dude. Dude throws a shot from downtown. Frappuccino moves away and avoids it. Dude turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Frappuccino throws a hook but Dude avoids it easily. Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Dude jabs Frappuccino to the body, keeping him at a distance. Dude throws a head kick that misses.
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Surfer Dude. I think Dude has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28 Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28 Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Surfer Dude! Post fight, Surfer Dude stared into the camera and said 'Are we done here? Gotta go catch a wave man, a wave...'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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