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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Saul Hudson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hudson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, NightTrain. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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170 cm
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160 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
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175 cm
31
163 lbs
14 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Saul Hudson! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd! The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Roberts and Franklyn Lucas.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Turd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. No luck for Turd with that takedown attempt. Hudson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Turd's hands. Hudson misses with a hook. Turd ducked under it nicely. Hudson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Turd avoids it really well and circles away.
Hudson dives in and scores a takedown into Turd's guard.
Turd pushes a forearm under Hudson's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Hudson is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). One Turd! One Turd is the new lightweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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