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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Ross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ross has chosen Show me how to live as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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167 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rick Ross!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McWeakhands, as that shot connected.
Ross connects with a leg kick. McWeakhands looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McWeakhands goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
McWeakhands misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Ross.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands keeps the fight on the outside.
McWeakhands misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ross counters with a body kick that stops McWeakhands in his tracks momentarily.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
Ross throws a low kick but McWeakhands moves out of range easily.
McWeakhands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWeakhands with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands moves out of range of the strikes.
Ross lands a nice leg kick that just misses McWeakhands's sensitive parts.
Ross needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
Ross takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McWeakhands swinging wildly here.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands moves away from the strike by Ross.
Ross lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands sizes up Ross with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ross fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ross throws a shot to the body.
McWeakhands thuds his right hand into Ross's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McWeakhands lands a jab to Ross's midsection.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ross tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Ross back against the cage.
Ross pushes McWeakhands back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Ross scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ross blocks a body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a punch on the inside.
Ross leaning his opponent against the cage.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Ross.
Ross breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McWeakhands throws a front kick that sends Ross stumbling back into the cage.
Ross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Ross.
Ross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
Ross tries to clinch up but McWeakhands circles away and keeps his distance.
Ross misses with a leg kick.
Ross throws an overhand right that lands on McWeakhands's shoulder, as McWeakhands tries to avoid the shot.
Ross tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McWeakhands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McWeakhands sizes up Ross with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWeakhands looks to land a combination. Ross sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Ross gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWeakhands throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWeakhands scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ross doesn't seem bothered though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
Ross motions for McWeakhands to come forward. Ross throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ross manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands slips under a jab.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ross wants to land a leg kick but McWeakhands is out of range.
McWeakhands blocks a low kick nicely.
Ross looks to land a body kick but McWeakhands moved away.
McWeakhands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands a jab.
McWeakhands throws a wild body kick that Ross sees coming a mile off.
Ross keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by McWeakhands.
Ross throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ross was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
Ross tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ross misses with a head kick.
Ross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ross closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ross shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McWeakhands pushes Ross away with a front kick.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ross. That did some damage!
McWeakhands cracks Ross with a good jab.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Ross slips the punch.
McWeakhands scores with the left hand. Ross knows he should have avoided that one.
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ross on the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands misses with a straight right.
Ross is looking to clinch but McWeakhands is avoiding it.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A slapping leg kick lands for McWeakhands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
That's time! McWeakhands's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
McWeakhands throws a lazy right hand but Ross sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dumbass McWeakhands is winning the standup battle so far.
Ross scores with a head kick.
Ross takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McWeakhands scores with a nice head shot.
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Ross takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands lands with a shot to the body.
McWeakhands throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ross counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McWeakhands misses with a right hand
and Ross connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
Ross lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Ross off balance momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Ross.
McWeakhands sizes up Ross with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ross throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
Ross takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ross takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ross scores with a nice body kick.
McWeakhands misses with a kick to the body
and McWeakhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Ross moves out of range easily.
McWeakhands scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ross throws a sloppy head kick and McWeakhands moves out of range easily.
McWeakhands lands a jab.
Ross moves into range and clinches up with McWeakhands.
McWeakhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McWeakhands lands with a left to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ross blocks an uppercut.
Ross unloads a knee to the mid-section. McWeakhands lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ross tries to break free but McWeakhands pushes him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ross misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ross.
McWeakhands taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McWeakhands putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ross in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McWeakhands misses with the head strike.
McWeakhands is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
McWeakhands takes a shot to the head.
Ross swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ross lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
Ross swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Ross controls his hands.
Ross can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
McWeakhands lands a body punch.
Ross blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ross has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ross misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ross lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWeakhands backwards.
Ross misses with a punch to the body.
Ross tries to land knees in the clinch but McWeakhands avoids the damage to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ross lands a nice shot to the body.
McWeakhands lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ross misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McWeakhands.
Rick Ross seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ross is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McWeakhands blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ross with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McWeakhands prevents a body shot from Ross.
McWeakhands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
McWeakhands lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Ross, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McWeakhands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWeakhands tries a low kick but Ross avoids it.
McWeakhands with a hook.
Ross misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
A nice inside leg kick there by McWeakhands. That's going to slow Ross down.
McWeakhands on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ross. Ross obviously looking to wear him down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ross.
McWeakhands takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A chopping leg kick lands by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWeakhands takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Jab from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands cracks Ross with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McWeakhands slips under a jab.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ross manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands avoids the head kick by Ross.
Ross takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ross scoring well with a low kick there.
McWeakhands throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWeakhands staying out of range there.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ross.
McWeakhands fails to land with a series of punches.
Ross blocks the body kick.
Ross scores with a push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands throws a series of punches but Ross avoids them all with ease.
McWeakhands misses with a head kick.
Ross misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ross scores with a sloppy right hand. McWeakhands should have avoided that one.
Ross connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ross lands with a nice body kick.
A right-left combo lands from Ross.
Ross throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ross throws a chopping leg kick but McWeakhands manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ross with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWeakhands to score with a decent uppercut.
McWeakhands avoids the body shot from Ross.
Ross misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circling - McWeakhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ross throws a leg kick but McWeakhands sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Ross is looking to slow McWeakhands down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice inside leg kick there by McWeakhands. That's going to slow Ross down.
Sloppy strikes from Ross. Those never looked like landing.
Ross takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McWeakhands looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ross misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A big right from McWeakhands misses.
Ross moves out of range as McWeakhands throws a body kick.
Ross drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWeakhands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McWeakhands scores with a kick to the midsection.
McWeakhands looks to land a body kick but Ross moved away.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWeakhands thuds his shin into the meat of Ross's side.
McWeakhands throws out a powerful jab.
Rick Ross has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ross doesn't seem bothered though.
McWeakhands throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWeakhands scores with a jab to the body.
Ross walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ross misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWeakhands throws a right hand that misses
and Ross counters with a nice uppercut.
McWeakhands loads up on a big right hand but Ross slips the punch.
Ross's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Ross's leg. Ross is trying to keep his angry face on.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ross moves out of range of the body kick.
McWeakhands connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice uppercut there from Ross.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the strikes.
Ross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWeakhands was well out of range. Poor timing from Ross.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Ross off balance momentarily.
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ross. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands lands a jab to the head.
Ross has McWeakhands up against the cage in a clinch.
McWeakhands blocking some punches.
McWeakhands keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ross's efforts to push away.
Ross throws an elbow but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands scores with a nice hook to the head.
McWeakhands managing to block the knees to the body from Ross.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWeakhands, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
Dumbass McWeakhands thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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