PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krystof Wierzbicki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Goodnight Irene was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wierzbicki
vs
Irene

195 cm
25
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

187 cm
19
283 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Krystof Wierzbicki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wierzbicki gets tackled into the cage by Irene. Irene maintains the clinch.
Wierzbicki tries to break free but Irene pushes him back against the cage.
Irene utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Irene stalls.
Wierzbicki working hard to break the clinch.
Irene gets through Wierzbicki's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Irene.
Good body shot from Irene.
Wierzbicki is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good body shot from Irene.
Irene scores with a hook to the body.
Irene lands a body punch.
Irene lands with a right to the head.
A hook to the body from Irene.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Irene.
Wierzbicki could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Irene creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Irene gets through Wierzbicki's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Irene lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Irene works on Wierzbicki's body with a couple of short punches.
Wierzbicki's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Irene drops Wierzbicki onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Wierzbicki is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Wierzbicki is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Irene.
Oh Wierzbicki is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Irene pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Wierzbicki out cold! The fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Goodnight Irene!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Goodnight Irene waved his t-shirt featuring Brute's logo in front of the cameras.