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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cabbage Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Monsta's Ball. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
19
283 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cabbage Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene tries to move into range but Face moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Face throws a lazy body kick
letting Irene counter with a right hand.
It looks like Cabbage Face has been cut.
Face throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Irene.
Irene fails in his attempt to clinch.
Face tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Irene swivels and escapes.
Irene defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Face.
A telegraphed right hand from Face misses the target.
Irene rushes Face and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Irene.
Irene is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cabbage Face. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene gets through Face's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Face looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Good body shot from Irene.
A shot in the inside from Irene.
Irene lands with a right to the head.
Irene pushes Face back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Irene lands a body punch.
Face is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irene lands a body punch in the clinch.
Irene lands an uppercut.
Irene is struggling to control the position.
Irene cracks Face with a nice body shot.
Irene lands a body shot in the clinch.
Irene lands a shot to the body.
Irene lands an uppercut.
Cabbage Face's cut is getting worse.
Irene lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Irene throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Faces head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irene lands with a short shot to the head.
Irene lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Face backwards.
Face is rocked!
A shot in the inside from Irene.
Oh Face is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Irene pushes Face against the cage. Irene is working some dirty boxing. Irene pushes off with a quick right hook! Face goes down! Face tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Irene moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene very nearly forgot to thank Brute amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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