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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Snow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwein is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lorenzo Snow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santa Schwein!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Snow there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Schwein throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Snow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schwein.
A jab from Schwein misses.
Schwein checks a leg kick nicely.
Snow with a nice cross.
Schwein is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Snow dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Schwein. That did some damage!
Schwein scores with a nice head shot.
Schwein throws a looping overhand right but Snow ducks down to avoid it.
Snow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwein wants to clinch.
Nice shot by Schwein.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snow misses with a body shot.
Snow shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Snow moves out of range of the strikes.
Schwein throws a combination that misses
and Snow counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snow throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Snow. Schwein does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwein missing with a left hand there. Snow was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Schwein lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Schwein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Snow.
Snow lands a nice looking body kick.
Snow scores with a head kick.
Schwein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Snow.
Snow dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Schwein. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwein walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Snow checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Snow tries to work over Schwein's front leg with a kick but Schwein checks it.
Snow lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Schwein avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Snow misses with a wild body shot.
Schwein lands a nice shot to the body.
Snow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schwein.
Nice cross by Schwein.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Snow moves away.
Snow gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Schwein.
Snow has managed to clinch.
Snow tries to work over Schwein's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Snow gets through Schwein's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land.
Snow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwein takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Snow misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snow.
Snow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snow leaning against his opponent.
Schwein prevents a body shot from Snow.
Snow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schwein working aggressively here.
Schwein lands a nice shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schwein misses with a punch on the inside.
Schwein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snow backwards.
Schwein misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Snow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
Snow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Snow blocking some punches.
Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Snow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Snow takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Snow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Snow dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Snow misses with a punch on the inside.
Schwein lands a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee calls for Snow to work.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Snow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Snow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snow blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schwein.
Snow is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Schwein is keeping busy.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Snow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Snow.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Snow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snow is trying to maintain a safe position but Schwein gets an underhook and turns Snow into the cage.
Snow throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwein.
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snow is trying to maintain a safe position but Schwein gets an underhook and turns Snow into the cage.
Schwein lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lorenzo Snow will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Snow swats away the attempt to clinch by Schwein.
Schwein scores with a sloppy right hand. Snow should have avoided that one.
Sloppy strikes from Schwein. Those never looked like landing.
Snow has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Snow throws a nice inside leg kick.
Snow goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Snow scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Snow looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Snow walks into a straight right hand from Schwein.
Schwein scores with a sloppy right hand. Snow should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snow is looking to clinch.
Lorenzo Snow is winning the standup battle so far.
Schwein throws a right and a left that both miss.
Schwein throws a right hand that Snow ducks under and follows up with a left that Snow also avoids with ease.
Schwein checks the leg kick nicely there.
Snow scoring well with a low kick there.
Snow looks to land a combination but Schwein avoids it well.
Snow throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snow takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sloppy strikes from Schwein. Those never looked like landing.
Snow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Schwein misses.
Snow throws a low kick but Schwein avoids it.
Snow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Schwein misses the shot to the body.
Snow thows a leg kick but Schwein checks it
and Schwein cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schwein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Snow.
Nice defenses there by Snow.
Snow throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Schwein ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Snow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwein connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwein wants to clinch
and Snow counters with a nice low kick that buckles Schwein's knee momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Snow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Schwein has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Schwein and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Schwein connects with a right hand. Snow shakes it off.
Schwein takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Schwein misses with an uppercut. Snow saw that one coming.
Snow just misses with a punch to the body.
Snow gets tackled into the cage by Schwein. Schwein maintains the clinch.
Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Snow.
Snow can't find room to land a body shot as Schwein controls the action.
Schwein misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Santa Schwein seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Snow stalls.
Snow tries a body shot but Schwein blocks it.
Snow displaying some good clinch control by pressing Schwein up against the cage.
Snow misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snow stalling in the clinch but Schwein improves position.
Snow is pushing Schwein up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Snow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
Snow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schwein misses with a hook to the ribs.
Snow tries to stall but Schwein uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Schwein blocking some punches.
Snow works on Schwein's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snow.
A short right from Schwein.
Schwein misses with some punches.
Schwein fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein blocks an uppercut.
Snow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snow backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schwein.
Snow blocking some punches.
Schwein gets through Snow's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Snow is leaning against Schwein and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Schwein lands a nice shot to the body.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snow backwards.
Snow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Snow.
Snow works on Schwein's body with a couple of short punches.
Snow stalling in the clinch.
Schwein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwein tries to throw a body punch but Snow avoids it by throwing Schwein back against the cage.
Schwein's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schwein has Snow pressed against the cage.
Snow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schwein gets through Snow's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Lorenzo Snow will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
A slow jab from Schwein misses its intended target.
Snow is looking to slow Schwein down with leg kicks.
Snow moves away from the strike by Schwein.
Snow scores with a shot to the body.
Snow throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Schwein on the side of the head.
Schwein misses with an uppercut.
Snow staying out of range there.
Snow misses with a low kick.
Schwein takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Schwein takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Snow. Schwein does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwein swinging wildly here.
Good leg kick by Snow there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Snow lands a nice shot that snaps Schwein's head back.
Schwein keeps the fight on the outside.
Schwein misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snow connects with a solid leg kick.
Schwein scores with a nice head shot.
A slow jab from Snow misses its intended target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schwein, as that shot connected.
Snow dips to his left and cracks Schwein with an uppercut!
Snow misses with a low kick.
Snow throws an overhand right that lands on Schwein's shoulder, as Schwein tries to avoid the shot.
Schwein fails to land with a series of punches.
Snow throws a low kick but it's checked well by Schwein.
Snow throws a leg kick but Schwein sees it coming and moves out of range.
Schwein walks into a straight right hand from Snow.
Schwein misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Snow.
Schwein avoids the body shot from Snow.
Schwein takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Snow wants to land a leg kick but Schwein is out of range.
Santa Schwein has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snow digs a good body shot into Schwein's ribs.
Schwein lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Snow circles away quickly and effectively.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Snow.
Schwein checks a low kick from Snow.
Snow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snow keeps the fight on the outside.
Schwein avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Snow throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Snow misses with a hook. Schwein ducked under it nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Schwein. Those never looked like landing.
Schwein is looking to clinch but Snow is avoiding it.
Schwein lands the left hand.
Snow ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schwein throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Snow takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snow lands a leg kick that knocks Schwein off balance momentarily.
Schwein throws a hook to the side of Snow's head but Snow sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Snow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Snow misses with a low kick.
Schwein throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Schwein takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Snow connects with an inside leg kick.
Snow misses with a body shot.
Snow is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Schwein.
Schwein scores with a jab to the head.
A combination from Schwein does no damage.
Schwein fails in his attempt to clinch.
Snow throws a leg kick but Schwein sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Snow darts in and clinches Schwein up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snow lands with a short shot to the head.
Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Snow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snow trying to stall but Schwein improves his position.
Snow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schwein backwards.
Snow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schwein lands with a left to the head.
Snow will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Schwein up against the cage.
Schwein lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schwein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snow is stalling here.
Schwein working aggressively here.
Lorenzo Snow is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schwein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Snow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schwein misses with the head strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lorenzo Snow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Snow has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lorenzo Snow!
Lorenzo Snow decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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hype
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