PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan comes to the cage accompanied by Hulkamania . Hulk Hogan has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Hogan
vs
Cooper

205 cm
19
270 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

190 cm
19
270 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sheldon Cooper!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cooper bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Cooper cracks Hogan with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Cooper really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hogan . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Sloppy strikes there by Cooper.
Hogan is breathing heavily.
Cooper scores with a couple of short elbows.
Cooper scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Hogan to see if he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cooper in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Cooper scoring with punches and elbows.
A big shot lands for Cooper! That's hurt Hogan ! Will he recover? Cooper fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sheldon Cooper!