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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joon Joon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joon Joon has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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280 lbs
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280 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joon Joon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Valeri Chadov and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Joon takes one to the side of the head.
It looks like Joon Joon has been cut.
Joon is breathing heavily.
Simpson connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Joon at a distance.
Joon really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Simpson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Joons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Simpson gets a clinch.
Simpson digs a right hand underneath Joon's ribcage. Joon let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Good body shot from Simpson.
Simpson drops Joon onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Joon is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Joon is rocked!
A right handed body shot lands from Simpson.
Oh Joon is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Simpson pushes Joon against the cage. Simpson is working some dirty boxing. Simpson pushes off with a quick right hook! Joon goes down! Joon tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Simpson moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bart Simpson!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bart Simpson made sure he mentioned Hilo Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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RATING
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