PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Adebisi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Candy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adebisi comes to the cage accompanied by Dr Alban - Hello Africa. Candy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: zZzz. Chris Adebisi has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Adebisi
vs
Candy

203 cm
25
278 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

191 cm
31
276 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chris Adebisi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Candy!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Candy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Candy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Adebisi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Candy manages to avoid it.
Candy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Adebisi.
Adebisi works Candy's body with a nice hook.
Adebisi is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

It looks like John Candy has been cut.
Candy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Adebisi fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Adebisi misses with a hook. Candy ducked under it nicely.
Candy slips a straight right by Adebisi.
Candy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Adebisi connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Candy ducks under a wild hook from Adebisi.
Whack! Adebisi lands a heavy head kick that drops Candy. The ref tackles Adebisi to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Candy was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Chris Adebisi!
After the big win, Chris Adebisi made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Perkele! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.