PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kaiser Vakarian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smitty McPunchface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaiser Vakarian has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Vakarian
vs
McPunchface

193 cm
25
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

202 cm
25
260 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kaiser Vakarian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Smitty McPunchface!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vakarian tries to clinch up.
McPunchface displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vakarian throws out the jab.

Oooooh!!! Vakarian has knocked McPunchface down with a huge combo! Vakarian steps away and waves a wobbly McPunchface back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Smitty McPunchface has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vakarian doesn't manage to clinch there - McPunchface circles away.
Kaiser Vakarian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPunchface scores with a decent looking hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Vakarian looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Vakarian misses with a hook
and McPunchface counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vakarian. McPunchface does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vakarian is looking to clinch.
Jab from McPunchface.
Vakarian takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McPunchface ducks under a wild hook from Vakarian.
McPunchface uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vakarian.
Vakarian tries to clinch up
and McPunchface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McPunchface misses with a wild body shot.
A nice combination there by McPunchface.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vakarian wants to clinch.
Vakarian tries to clinch up but McPunchface circles away and keeps his distance.
Vakarian misses with a looping right.
Vakarian tries to clinch but fails miserably
and McPunchface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vakarian cracks McPunchface with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McPunchface defending well as Vakarian loads up on a big left hand.
McPunchface just misses with a punch to the body.
McPunchface throws a shot from downtown. Vakarian moves away and avoids it.
McPunchface circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vakarian has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McPunchface finds it's way round the side to connect with Vakarian's head.
Vakarian waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McPunchface.
Vakarian walks into a stiff left hand from McPunchface.
Vakarian tries to clinch but fails miserably
and McPunchface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from McPunchface misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPunchface throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McPunchface throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vakarian sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McPunchface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McPunchface scores with a nice strike.
McPunchface throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vakarian stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vakarian tries to clinch there but McPunchface circles away.
McPunchface pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vakarian fails with an attempt to clinch.
McPunchface misses with a jab, cross combination.
McPunchface cracks Vakarian with a good jab.
Vakarian tries to close the distance and clinch but McPunchface swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from McPunchface misses the target.
Vakarian throws a shot from downtown. McPunchface moves away and avoids it.
A swing and a miss from Vakarian.
McPunchface misses with a looping left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vakarian fails in his attempt to clinch.
Vakarian thows a body shot but no joy.
McPunchface looks to score with a jab to the body but Vakarian is just out of range.
Vakarian fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice shot lands for Vakarian.

That has opened up Smitty McPunchface's cut even more.
A swing and a miss from Vakarian.
McPunchface defending well as Vakarian loads up on a big left hand.
Vakarian just misses with a punch to the body.
McPunchface looks to land a combination. Vakarian sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPunchface just misses with a punch to the body.
McPunchface looks gassed!
McPunchface keeps the fight on the outside.
Vakarian misses with a wild combination.
McPunchface keeps the fight on the outside.
McPunchface is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Vakarian had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
McPunchface cracks Vakarian with an open hand slap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vakarian drops McPunchface with a naaaaasty hook - McPunchface is in real trouble here! Vakarian dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaiser Vakarian!