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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renzo Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Defqon Ending!. Machida has chosen No more Shadows for the Past- NARNIA as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Renzo Machida was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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195 cm
30
255 lbs
23 - 7 - 0 |
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193 cm
28
243 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maurico Hates Decisions! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Renzo Machida! The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Machida tries to clinch and Hates Decisions cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Hates Decisions misses with a hook. Hates Decisions blocks the body kick.
Hates Decisions thows a body shot but no joy. Hates Decisions scores with a punch to the head. Hates Decisions looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. The fight stays on the outside here - Machida looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Machida slips under a jab. Machida throws a head kick but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Machida misses with a low kick as Hates Decisions jumps back.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hates Decisions lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Nice body kick from Machida. Machida throws a front kick that sends Hates Decisions stumbling back into the cage. Hates Decisions is breathing heavily. This has been an exciting period of action! Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Machida. Hates Decisions shrugs it off though. Machida wants to clinch. Hates Decisions throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hates Decisions takes a jab right on the kisser.
It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hates Decisions misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Machida is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Machida wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Renzo Machida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Machida throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Hates Decisions blocks a head kick by Machida.
Hates Decisions gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Hates Decisions misses with an uppercut. Machida saw that one coming. A nice inside leg kick there by Machida. That's going to slow Hates Decisions down.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Machida misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hates Decisions chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Machida can pounce on him.
Machida tries to clinch but Hates Decisions moves out of range. Machida misses with an attempted mid kick.
Machida tries to clinch and Hates Decisions counters with a nice uppercut. Machida throws a body kick that misses. A slapping body kick lands there for Machida. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A thudding body kick lands there by Machida!
Machida connects with a stiff jab that staggers Hates Decisions - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Renzo Machida! A victorious Renzo Machida thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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C
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G |
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B |
G |
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
56% |
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