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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gregory Jules (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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160 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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168 lbs
22 - 11 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregory Jules!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jules misses with a head kick.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a solid body kick.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Klopfenstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jules misses with a head kick.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Jules misses with a body kick.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klopfenstein is looking to land body kicks.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jules lands a head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Jules pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Jules thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Jules is breathing heavily.
Jules scores with a push kick.
Klopfenstein lands with a kick to the temple. Jules shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Gregory Jules has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jules throws a front kick aimed at Klopfenstein 's knee but Klopfenstein avoids it well.
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Jules thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Jules looks to land a body kick but Klopfenstein moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Jules 's knee.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Jules moves out of range easily.
Jules avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klopfenstein .
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Jules was not able to check.
Klopfenstein loads up on a big right hand but Jules slips the punch.
Klopfenstein on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Gregory Jules seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Klopfenstein - that will leave a mark!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jules throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Jules moves out of range easily.
Klopfenstein turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jules on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gregory Jules's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Jules on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Klopfenstein . Klopfenstein obviously looking to wear him down.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jules is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Gregory Jules's cut is getting worse.
Klopfenstein lands with a nice body kick.
Klopfenstein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jules misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Klopfenstein finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Klopfenstein lands with a kick to the temple. Jules shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jules is rocked!
A thudding body kick lands there by Jules!
Jules defending well as Klopfenstein loads up on a big left hand.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Jules throws the kick towards the body but Klopfenstein avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein tried to score with a low kick but Jules checks it.
Klopfenstein cracks the inside of Jules's front leg.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Klopfenstein attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Klopfenstein throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Klopfenstein misses with a low kick.
Klopfenstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Gregory Jules's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Klopfenstein scores with a spinning back kick!
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jules.
Klopfenstein connects with a leg kick. Jules looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Klopfenstein buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Klopfenstein lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klopfenstein .
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klopfenstein misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Klopfenstein moves out of range as Jules throws a body kick.
Klopfenstein throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A head kick misses from Jules.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Klopfenstein lands a head kick. Jules smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Gregory Jules's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
A head kick misses from Jules.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jules's knee momentarily.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Ichabod Klopfenstein seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Jules takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Jules looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jules looks for the body kick but Klopfenstein saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a stiff right hand.
Klopfenstein misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klopfenstein takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein connects with an inside leg kick.
Jules plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
Klopfenstein scores with a spinning back kick!
A chopping leg kick lands by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Jules moves out of range easily.
Jules lands a front kick.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein throws a body kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules misses with a kick to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a three punch combo that has Jules backing up. Jules nods at Klopfenstein to acknowledge the strikes.
Jules is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Klopfenstein lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jules takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jules plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
Klopfenstein lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein misses with a head kick.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jules's knee momentarily.
Klopfenstein lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Jules moves out of range.
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gregory Jules has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Gregory Jules.
Well Klopfenstein has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 28:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ichabod Klopfenstein !
Ichabod Klopfenstein made sure to mention his sponsor, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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