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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Motörhead - Killed By Death. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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197 cm
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252 lbs
32 - 11 - 1 |
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167 cm
32
280 lbs
18 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
32 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Logen Glotka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy! The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A big left from Glotka misses. Glotka throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range. Glotka misses with a body kick. The fighters circle momentarily. Jeremy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
It looks like Logen Glotka has been cut. Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Both fighters circling a little - Glotka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jeremy misses with a straight right. Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Glotka was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Glotka lands with an overhand left. Glotka's corner calls for a 1-2. Glotka obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Jeremy tries to clinch and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Glotka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Glotka connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy slips a jab and a cross from Glotka.
Jeremy closes the distance but Glotka moves to the side and Glotka counters with a left to the body. Jeremy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Glotka counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking. Glotka misses with a straight right. Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Glotka scores with a hook. Glotka thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side. Jeremy looks gassed! Glotka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Glotka is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glotka.
Jeremy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Glotka.
Glotka feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jeremy sprawling to the canvas! Jeremy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Glotka finish him?!
Jeremy is rocked!
It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Glotka scores with a kick to the body.
Glotka scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jeremy doesn't seem bothered though. Glotka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jeremy at a distance.
Jeremy is holding his hands too far apart here. Glotka throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Jeremy is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Logen Glotka! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Logen Glotka made sure he mentioned Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $150, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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