PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Karhan Kaan Kayan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan The Rapist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karhan Kaan Kayan looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Kaan Kayan
vs
The Rapist

185 cm
21
184 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
24
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Karhan Kaan Kayan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan The Rapist!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Rapist fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kayan looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

Kayan drives through and clinches with The Rapist against the cage.
Kayan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

The Rapist breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kayan drops his hands momentarily and The Rapist takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ryan The Rapist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kayan dives in and grabs The Rapist's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Rapist pushes down on Kayan's head and hops out.
The Rapist misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

The Rapist fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kayan, pushing him back against the cage.
Kayan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Karhan Kaan Kayan. That's going to take a lot out of him.

The Rapist breaks the clinch.
The Rapist goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Karhan Kaan Kayan has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Rapist catches Kayan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Rapist tries to clinch up.
The Rapist dances in with a quick combination. Kayan is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from The Rapist snaps Kayan's head back. Kayan stumbles backwards against the cage. The Rapist steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Kayan's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Kayan just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ryan The Rapist!