PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Young (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. On his way into the cage it seems that Emilio Viagra has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Emilio Viagra seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Viagra
vs
Young

176 cm
29
165 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

180 cm
30
160 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Alexander Young!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viagra feints a jab promting Young to slip. Viagra then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Young slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Young misses with a double jab

and Viagra counters with a shoot takedown. Young fights it but they end up in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Viagra passes Young's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Viagra slips a nice elbow through Young's hands, connecting with Young's forehead.
Viagra perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Viagra stands up out of the half guard.
Viagra uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Young.
Young throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Viagra counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Young's guard now.

Young working for a triangle but Viagra defends it easily.
Viagra trying to control the position from guard on top but Young is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Viagra gets to his feet - Young follows without any prompting.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Young looks to land a combination but Viagra avoids it well.
Some wild striking there from Young.
Viagra ducks under a wild hook from Young.
Viagra sizes up Young with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Alexander Young seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Viagra ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Young takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Young misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Young takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Young closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Young throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Viagra counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Young tries to keep at a distance but Viagra has taken the fight into the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Young is trying to push Viagra away but Viagra has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Viagra on the inside.
A short right from Viagra.
Still in the clinch, Viagra scores with a nice short uppercut.
Viagra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Viagra.
Viagra throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Viagra escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Young ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Viagra moves away.
Viagra bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Young's head.

Viagra feints and as Young raises his hands in defense, Viagra changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Viagra postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Viagra in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Viagra postures up and lands a big shot to Young's brow.
Viagra trying to control but Young is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Viagra wants to control from the top but Young keeps moving.
Viagra throws a big right hand that misses.
Viagra scoring with punches to the head and body.
Viagra postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Young has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Viagra can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Young really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Viagra. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Young can't keep his opponent in guard - Viagra advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Viagra is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra moves nicely into side control.
Check out the look on Viagra's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Viagra is looking to take a break and control but Young is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Viagra lands an elbow.
Viagra lands an elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Viagra has an Americana. Young didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Viagra is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Viagra hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Emilio Viagra!
Emilio Viagra is the new welterweight champion!