PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kaleki Oliweli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jedi Mindtricks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oliweli's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Chant & E Ala E. Mindtricks has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Kaleki Oliweli is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Oliweli
vs
Mindtricks

194 cm
33
213 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

195 cm
24
215 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kaleki Oliweli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jedi Mindtricks!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oliweli drops Mindtricks with a beautiful combination! Mindtricks stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Oliweli is looking for the KO!

That has opened up Jedi Mindtricks's cut even more.
Mindtricks looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oliweli connects with a body shot.
Oliweli is stalking Mindtricks. Mindtricks circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Oliweli, and it's lights out! Mindtricks really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kaleki Oliweli!
Kaleki Oliweli tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.