PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Lee Paris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conquer This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Conquer This has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Johnny Lee Paris's chin.

Lee Paris
vs
This

192 cm
31
267 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

192 cm
30
235 lbs
29 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Diamond Nutrition 160q
BioPharm Nutrition

Hellraiser Fightgear ($10-$20 Clothing)
Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Lee Paris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conquer This!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This just misses with a punch to the body.
Paris tries a low kick but This avoids it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from This lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Paris has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Paris and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Paris fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
This wants to clinch up but Paris keeps it at a distance.
Paris scores with a shot to the body.
Paris throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Paris.
Paris avoids the head kick by This.
This throws a head kick but Paris moves out of range.

This has taken the fight to the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
This fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for This.
Paris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Paris misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This misses with some punches.
Paris lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Conquer This has been cut.
This misses with a punch to the body.
This fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This lands with a left to the head.
This tries to work over Paris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This misses with the head strike.
This lands with a right to the head.
This throws a head punch that misses.
Paris misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from This fails to land.
This swings wildly with an uppercut but Paris uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from This fails to land.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
This lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paris pressing his opponent against the cage.
Paris throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but This blocks it with crossed arms.
Paris is stalling here.
Paris blocks a body shot from This.
A right hook to the body lands for This.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from This.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for This.
This misses with the head strike.
This tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
This tries to work over Paris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for This.
A nice left hand lands by This.
Paris takes a shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Paris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Paris attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Paris scores with a leg kick.
Paris tries to land a front kick but This steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This fails in his attempt to clinch.

This closes the distance and clinches.
This misses with a punch to the body.
Paris works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
This misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This blocks a body shot from Paris.
Paris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paris dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
This swings wildly with an uppercut but Paris uses good head movement to avoid it.
This struggles to land a body shot inside as Paris controls his hands.
Paris tries a body shot but This blocks it.
This tries to work over Paris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
This tries to work over Paris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This scores with an uppercut up the middle.

It looks like Johnny Lee Paris has been cut.
This goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Paris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paris looking to slow down the pace here.
This lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Paris is rocked!
This misses with some punches.
This tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Conquer This dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Paris, right into the meat.
Whack! This lands a heavy head kick that drops Paris. The ref tackles This to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Paris was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Conquer This!
Conquer This is the new heavyweight champion!