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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Cant Be Touched. Al Al Kaholic has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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272 lbs
29 - 10 - 0 |
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275 lbs
28 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Al Kaholic !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Chad Campbell and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Al Kaholic does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lesnar throws a poor cross that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a slapping leg kick.
Al Kaholic jabs at Lesnar's body.
Lesnar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Al Kaholic doesn't seem bothered though.
Al Kaholic lands with a right hand.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Al Kaholic misses with a wild body shot.
Al Kaholic stuffs the takedown attempt from Lesnar. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.
Al Kaholic slips under a jab.
Al Kaholic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lesnar swings for the body but Al Kaholic moves out of range.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A thudding body kick lands there by Al Kaholic !
Al Kaholic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lesnar manages to avoid it.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lesnar fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A head kick from Al Kaholic lands but Lesnar takes it in his stride.
Al Kaholic connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lesnar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Al Kaholic thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar looks to land a right hand but Al Kaholic moved out of range.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick which misses Lesnar's front leg but catches the back leg as Lesnar tries to avoid it.
Al Kaholic wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lesnar.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but Al Kaholic shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Al Al Kaholic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lesnar goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Lesnar throws a looping overhand right but Al Kaholic ducks down to avoid it.
Lesnar throws a big shot that misses.
Lesnar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Al Kaholic sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A jab from Lesnar misses.
Al Al Kaholic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Al Kaholic fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lesnar is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A solid body kick from Al Kaholic .
Lesnar looks gassed!
Nice uppercut lands for Al Kaholic . That snapped Lesnar's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Al Kaholic does a little dance to reset his feet.
Al Kaholic moves out of range as Lesnar strikes.
Al Kaholic is looking to wear down Lesnar with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt - Al Kaholic sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Al Kaholic 's waist but Al Kaholic gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lesnar off to one side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Lesnar looks for a takedown but Al Kaholic sprawls well.
Al Kaholic is looking to slow Lesnar down with leg kicks.
Lesnar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Al Kaholic bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Al Kaholic throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Al Kaholic tries to close the distance and clinch but Lesnar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Al Kaholic connects with a leg kick. Lesnar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Al Kaholic changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lesnar has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic lands a big head kick that sends Lesnar tumbling to the mat! Al Kaholic takes a step backwards and waves Lesnar back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Lesnar misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lesnar crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Al Kaholic - the referee stops the clock and Lesnar gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Al Kaholic . Lesnar manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Al Kaholic fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Al Kaholic moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Al Kaholic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Al Kaholic slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Al Kaholic connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Al Kaholic fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lesnar.
Al Kaholic digs a good hook to Lesnar's body.
The crowd cheers as Al Kaholic lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lesnar doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Al Kaholic lands a leg kick that knocks Lesnar off balance momentarily.
Al Kaholic wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Al Kaholic explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Al Kaholic with a jab.
Al Kaholic swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Al Kaholic misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lesnar fails with the takedown.
Lesnar walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Al Kaholic lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lesnar will feel that in the morning.
Al Kaholic swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Al Kaholic lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Al Kaholic connects with a solid leg kick.
Lesnar blocks a head kick by Al Kaholic .
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Al Kaholic scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Al Kaholic lands a glancing blow to the side of Lesnar's head.
Al Kaholic swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lesnar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Al Kaholic misses the shot to the body.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but Al Kaholic shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Lesnar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Al Kaholic avoids it really well and circles away.
Al Al Kaholic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar tries to move into range but Al Kaholic moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lesnar throws a lazy uppercut
and Al Kaholic counters with a straight right hand.
Lesnar will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Al Kaholic is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around?
Al Kaholic lands with a right hand.
Al Kaholic misses with a wild body shot.
Lesnar misses with a combination
and Al Kaholic makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Al Kaholic finds it's way round the side to connect with Lesnar's head.
Al Kaholic lands a big uppercut and Lesnar crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Lesnar looks OK. Al Kaholic waves Lesnar back to his feet!
Lesnar is rocked!
Lesnar's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Al Kaholic lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lesnar's sensitive parts.
Lesnar is still on wobbly legs! Can Al Kaholic finish him?
Al Kaholic feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Lesnar sprawling to the canvas! Lesnar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Al Kaholic finish him?!
Al Al Kaholic is winning the standup battle so far.
Al Kaholic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lesnar manages to avoid it.
Lesnar will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lesnar seems to have recovered his senses.
Lesnar thows a body shot but no joy.
Al Kaholic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lesnar takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Al Kaholic displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
Lesnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Al Kaholic to score with a decent uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic misses the shot to the body.
Lesnar has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
A jab lands there for Lesnar.
Al Kaholic connects with a leg kick. Lesnar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic scores with a jab.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lesnar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Al Kaholic has got the better of the exchanges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Al Kaholic avoids the body shot from Lesnar.
and Al Kaholic counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Lesnar! He's just covering up as Al Kaholic starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Al Al Kaholic !
In his post fight interview, Al Al Kaholic gave a big smile as he said 'I want to thank Leif for taking this third fight between us he has been a great Opp. '.
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