PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ferbricio FaceFucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Negrodamus Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FaceFucker comes to the ring accompanied by Facefucked by Cannibal Corpse. Jones has chosen Hello Zepp - Charlie Clouser as his entrance music. Ferbricio FaceFucker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

FaceFucker
vs
Jones

199 cm
26
278 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

196 cm
25
230 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ferbricio FaceFucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Negrodamus Jones!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
FaceFucker feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Ferbricio FaceFucker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
FaceFucker throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
FaceFucker connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
FaceFucker scores with a push kick.
FaceFucker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
FaceFucker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by FaceFucker. That's going to slow Jones down.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jones walks into a stiff left hand from FaceFucker.
FaceFucker scores with a nice strike.

Jones is rocked!
FaceFucker jabs at Jones's body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from FaceFucker. Jones shrugs it off though.
FaceFucker connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by FaceFucker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
FaceFucker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
FaceFucker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
FaceFucker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
FaceFucker scoring well with a low kick there.
FaceFucker thuds a left hand into Jones's body.
FaceFucker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by FaceFucker.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circle momentarily. FaceFucker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can FaceFucker finish him?
FaceFucker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jones has time to react.
FaceFucker scores with a hook.
FaceFucker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jones wants to stay close but FaceFucker steps back to make room for something. Jones seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from FaceFucker and Jones drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ferbricio FaceFucker!
Ferbricio FaceFucker thanked the fans post fight for their support.