PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sione Finau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Finau is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ninja Gaiden. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bateman
vs
Finau

195 cm
30
275 lbs
27 - 9 - 0

191 cm
34
300 lbs
26 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)
Diamond Nutrition 160q

160!
Syndicate Nutrition (DUS)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sione Finau!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Finau misses its intended target.
Bateman tries to land a body kick
and Finau counters with a right hand to the body.
Finau swats away the attempt to clinch by Bateman.
Bateman digs a good hook to Finau's body.
Finau lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bateman's sensitive parts.
A slapping body kick lands there for Finau.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Finau is looking to land body kicks.
Bateman throws out a leg kick but Finau moves out of range and Bateman only half commits.
Finau throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bateman's waist but Bateman gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Finau off to one side.
Finau throws a jab when Bateman was well out of range.
Bateman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Finau.
Bateman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Finau avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Bateman throws a lazy right hand but Finau sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman checks a leg kick.
Finau fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A low kick from Finau misses
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bateman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Finau's calf.
Bateman lands a head kick. Finau smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Sione Finau has been cut.
Bateman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bateman takes a swing at Finau's ribcage but misses.
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Finau lands with a shot to the body.
Finau chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bateman can pounce on him.
Finau throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bateman.
Finau clobbers Bateman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bateman avoids the head kick by Finau.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bateman throws an overhand right that lands on Finau's shoulder, as Finau tries to avoid the shot.
Bateman connects with a body shot.
Bateman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Finau lands a lovely overhand right.
Finau throws a body kick that misses.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman scoring well with a low kick there.
Bateman lands with a nice body punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bateman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Finau has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Finau and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Finau throws a low kick but Bateman avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Finau fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bateman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bateman takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A good leg kick by Finau.
Finau checks a leg kick.
Finau wants to land a leg kick but Bateman is out of range.
Bateman is looking to wear down Finau with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Finau avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Finau throws a jab when Bateman was well out of range.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Finau misses with a wild body shot.
An inside leg kick from Bateman misses.
Finau moves out of range of the body kick.
Bateman throws a leg kick which misses Finau's front leg but catches the back leg as Finau tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Finau swings for the body but Bateman moves out of range.
A low kick from Finau is predictable there
letting Bateman counter with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick from Finau misses.
Finau missing with a left hand there. Bateman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sione Finau seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Finau tries a head kick but it misses.
Bateman moves out of range as Finau throws a body kick.
Bateman throws a predictable looking body shot
and Finau counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Finau walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bateman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Finau throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bateman lands a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sione Finau will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sione Finau's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

An inside leg kick lands from Bateman.
Bateman takes one on the button.
Bateman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Finau has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bateman moves away from the strike by Finau.
Finau takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bateman jabs Finau to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman walks into a jab.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
Bateman lands a head kick. Finau smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bateman swings for the body but Finau moves out of range.
Finau misses with a straight left.
Finau misses with a double jab
letting Bateman counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Finau is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bateman's half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Finau is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Finau is trying to control the action in half guard but Bateman is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bateman is looking to escape.
Bateman trying to hold on to Finau's head to control him but Finau postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bateman holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Patrick Bateman just wasn't active enough.
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.
Finau takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Finau dives in and grabs Bateman's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bateman pushes down on Finau's head and hops out.
Finau ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some bone on bone action there as Finau checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Finau scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Finau is looking to slow Bateman down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman tries to work over Finau's front leg with a kick but Finau checks it.
Finau throws out a leg kick but Bateman moves out of range and Finau only half commits.
Bateman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bateman is looking to clinch but Finau is avoiding it.
Finau misses the shot to the body.
Finau scoring well with a low kick there.
Finau throws a wild body kick that Bateman sees coming a mile off.
Bateman throws a low kick but Finau avoids it.
Finau scores with the left hand. Bateman knows he should have avoided that one.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Finau throws out a powerful jab.
Finau scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Finau misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Finau tries to land a leg kick but Bateman saw it coming and moves away.
Finau checks a leg kick.
Bateman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Finau lands with an overhand left.
Finau drops Bateman with a big left hand! Bateman is injured, injured bad! Finau jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sione Finau!
Sione Finau is the new super heavyweight champion!
Sione Finau really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Supersize Me logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.