PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arjan Haze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch comes to the ring accompanied by Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Uzannavabizch
vs
Haze

189 cm
26
207 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

186 cm
26
205 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arjan Haze!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Uzannavabizch misses.
Uzannavabizch misses the shot to the body.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Haze.
Nice takedown defense from Uzannavabizch. No joy for Haze on that attempt.
Haze looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Uzannavabizch is fending him off so far but Haze persists. Nope, Uzannavabizch circles away and we're back to standing.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arjan Haze.
Haze shoots in and drives through. Uzannavabizch sprawls well.
Uzannavabizch tries to clinch but Haze is having none of it.
Haze shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Uzannavabizch makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Haze really felt that one!
Haze doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Uzannavabizch counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch throws a leg kick which misses Haze's front leg but catches the back leg as Haze tries to avoid it.
Haze looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch feints and then cracks Haze's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Haze down.
Uzannavabizch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzannavabizch tests Haze's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haze tries for a takedown but Uzannavabizch circles away easily
and Uzannavabizch counters with a body kick that stops Haze in his tracks momentarily.

Uzannavabizch moves into range and clinches up with Haze.
Uzannavabizch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Uzannavabizch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haze.
Uzannavabizch lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uzannavabizch lands a body punch in the clinch.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haze's elbow.
Uzannavabizch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Uzannavabizch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Uzannavabizch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Haze backwards.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Uzannavabizch digs a right hand underneath Haze's ribcage. Haze let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Uzannavabizch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch pushes Haze back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Uzannavabizch tries to work over Haze's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Uzannavabizch digs a right hand into Haze's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Haze's gas tank.
Uzannavabizch pushes Haze back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Uzannavabizch tries to work over Haze's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Uzannavabizch lands a nice uppercut.
Uzannavabizch lands an uppercut.
Uzannavabizch lands with a light punch inside.
Uzannavabizch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Haze or not.
Uzannavabizch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch lands a shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch struggles to land a body shot inside as Haze controls his hands.
Uzannavabizch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Uzannavabizch scores with a shoulder strike.
Uzannavabizch scores with a shot to the side of Haze's head.

Haze is rocked!
Haze jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Uzannavabizch walks away with a smile on his face. Haze gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Uzannavabizch lands a nice looking body shot.
Uzannavabizch scores with a jab to the head.
Haze is still on wobbly legs! Can Uzannavabizch finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haze will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Uzannavabizch takes the fight into the clinch.
Uzannavabizch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Uzannavabizch cracks Haze with a nice body shot.
Haze seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice body punch from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch digs a right hand underneath Haze's ribcage. Haze let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch lands a shoulder strike.
Uzannavabizch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Uzannavabizch scores with a shoulder strike.
Haze blocks a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Uzannavabizch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haze.
Uzannavabizch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haze's elbow.
Uzannavabizch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Haze tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Uzannavabizch smiles and moves away.
Uzannavabizch fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Uzannavabizch closes the distance and pushes Haze back into the ropes.
Uzannavabizch lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch on the inside from Uzannavabizch fails to land.
Uzannavabizch struggles to land a body shot inside as Haze controls his hands.
Uzannavabizch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Haze blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Uzannavabizch.
Haze fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Uzannavabizch.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Uzannavabizch lands a body punch in the clinch.
Haze is breathing heavily.
Uzannavabizch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uzannavabizch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice left hand lands by Uzannavabizch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Uzannavabizch misses with a punch on the inside.
Uzannavabizch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Uzannavabizch lands a right hand.
Uzannavabizch creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Haze with a big uppercut! Haze tries to clinch up but Uzannavabizch pushes him back against the ropes and lands another monster strike that crumples Haze to the mat! Haze covers up and Uzannavabizch unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch retains his light heavyweight title!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.