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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Holmes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seamus Heaney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holmes's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Everybody Knows My Name. Seamus Heaney has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mike Holmes's chin.
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211 lbs
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212 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Holmes!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Seamus Heaney!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heaney misses with a body shot
and Holmes counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Heaney is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Holmes throws a nice outside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Holmes.
Heaney misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Holmes pushes Heaney away with a front kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heaney misses with a takedown attempt - Holmes sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Holmes throws a leg kick but Heaney sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A punch combination from Holmes misses.
Heaney tries to move into range but Holmes moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
It looks like Seamus Heaney has been cut.
Heaney ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Holmes looks to score with a jab to the body but Heaney is just out of range.
Holmes connects with a leg kick. Heaney looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Heaney looks to land a left hand but Holmes moved out of range nicely.
Heaney lands with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Heaney throws a shot from downtown. Holmes moves away and avoids it.
Seamus Heaney seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Heaney avoids the head kick by Holmes.
Heaney fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Holmes avoids the body shot from Heaney.
Holmes misses with an attempted mid kick.
Holmes dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Heaney. That did some damage!
Holmes bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Heaney's head backwards.
Holmes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Heaney circles away quickly and effectively.
Heaney just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from Holmes misses its intended target.
Heaney changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Holmes tries to avoid it but Heaney manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Holmes to the ground. Holmes escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mike Holmes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seamus Heaney.
Heaney rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Holmes counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A left lands for Heaney.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Heaney uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holmes.
Holmes throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Heaney lands with a nice combination. Holmes backs away looking to recover.
Holmes just misses with a punch to the body.
Heaney closes this distance looking for a takedown but Holmes circles away.
Holmes is looking to land body kicks.
Heaney takes a swing at Holmes's ribcage but misses.
Heaney swings for the body but Holmes moves out of range.
Heaney takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Holmes thows a body shot but no joy.
Heaney misses with a body shot.
Heaney is trying desperately to land a takedown but Holmes is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Heaney.
Holmes displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Heaney.
Holmes lands with a slapping head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heaney fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Holmes fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Heaney looks gassed!
Holmes drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Holmes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No joy there for Holmes, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Holmes misses with a body kick.
Heaney throws a series of punches but Holmes moves out of range.
Holmes pushes Heaney away with a front kick.
Holmes plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holmes fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Heaney has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Holmes cracks a nice hook into Heaney's ribs.
Holmes scores with a crisp jab that stopped Heaney in his tracks.
That has opened up Seamus Heaney's cut even more.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heaney avoids the head kick by Holmes.
Holmes throws a series of punches but Heaney avoids them all with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holmes.
Heaney lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Holmes scores with a spinning back kick!
A lazy left from Holmes finds it's target.
Holmes moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Holmes lands a jab to Heaney's midsection.
Heaney takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holmes throws a head kick that Heaney semi-blocks.
Holmes lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Heaney is rocked!
The cut above Seamus Heaney's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Heaney is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Holmes Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Heaney is out cold, face down on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike Holmes!
Mike Holmes retains his light heavyweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Mike Holmes thanked Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent! for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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