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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Riddick Fuckyou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Fartardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Riddick Fuckyou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacob Fartardo!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fartardo tries to clinch but Fuckyou moves out of range.
Fartardo stuffs the takedown attempt from Fuckyou. Fuckyou gets slowly back to his feet.
Fartardo throws a lazy head kick
and Fuckyou counters by moving into the clinch.
Fuckyou drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fartardo pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fuckyou looks for a takedown but Fartardo sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Riddick Fuckyou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That kick from Fuckyou tenderised Fartardo's leg. Fartardo is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fartardo looks to clinch
and Fuckyou counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuckyou fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fartardo, pushing him back against the cage.
Fuckyou breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuckyou shoots in but Fartardo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fartardo misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckyou shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fartardo pinned against the cage. Fartardo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fartardo drives through and clinches with Fuckyou against the cage.
Fuckyou can't get the takedown.
Fartardo taking a breather.
Fartardo is pressed up against the cage. Fuckyou has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fartardo down to the mat. Fartardo avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Fuckyou moves out of range of the body kick.
No luck for Fuckyou with that takedown attempt.
Fartardo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fartardo shoots in for a takedown but Fuckyou shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckyou fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fartardo avoids it really well and circles away.
Fuckyou is breathing heavily.
Fartardo tries to clinch up but Fuckyou circles away and keeps his distance.
Fuckyou clinches up with Fartardo and pushes him back against the cage.
Fuckyou keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fartardo's efforts to push away.
Fuckyou stalls.
Fuckyou jumps into guard, dragging Fartardo to the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Fuckyou has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Fuckyou keeping moving, preventing Fartardo from controlling successfully.
Fartardo throws a big right hand that misses.
Fartardo trying to control but Fuckyou is working from the bottom.
Fuckyou is looking to stand up but Fartardo isn't so interested in that idea.
Fuckyou is working an open guard so Fartardo takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckyou gets caught napping as Fartardo dives in and scores a takedown. Fuckyou manages to retain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fartardo postures up.
Fuckyou pulls Fartardo in close to his closed guard and prevents Fartardo from doing any damage or advancing position.
Fartardo preventing the sweep.
Fartardo tries to free his leg and advance position but Fuckyou is retaining full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fartardo trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuckyou is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Fartardo swats away the attempt to clinch by Fuckyou.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jacob Fartardo will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Fartardo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fuckyou.
Fartardo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fartardo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fuckyou misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuckyou will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fartardo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuckyou throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fartardo's waist but Fartardo gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Fuckyou off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Riddick Fuckyou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big right from Fartardo misses.
Fartardo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fuckyou avoids it really well and circles away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fartardo shoots in and drives through. Fuckyou sprawls well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckyou is looking to clinch but Fartardo is avoiding it.
Fuckyou lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fartardo will feel that in the morning.
Fuckyou lands a head kick!
Fuckyou scores a takedown into full mount!
Fuckyou throws some wild stikes that Fartardo manages to avoid easily.
Fuckyou takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckyou misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Fuckyou knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fartardo on the ground.
Fuckyou tries to stand up but he's trapped just for the moment.
Fartardo holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Fuckyou tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Fuckyou avoids the attempt from Fartardo to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckyou looking to finish with strikes here!
Fartardo wants to hold on but Fuckyou pushes him away.
Fuckyou get's back to his feet.
Fartardo looks to throw the jab but Fuckyou is out of range.
No luck for Fartardo with that takedown attempt.
Fuckyou tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fartardo sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fuckyou somewhat.
Fuckyou moves into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fartardo can't get the takedown.
Fuckyou jumps guard.
Fuckyou looking to control.
Fartardo trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuckyou is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fartardo has gone for a leg lock! Fuckyou slips out almost immediately though and dives into Fartardo's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Riddick Fuckyou dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Fartardo dives in and grabs Fuckyou's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fuckyou pushes down on Fartardo's head and hops out.
Riddick Fuckyou is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Fartardo as Fuckyou shoots in.
Fartardo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fuckyou fails to land the takedown.
Fartardo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Fartardo wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Riddick Fuckyou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fartardo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fuckyou.
Fartardo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fuckyou as he jumps to the side.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fartardo tries to clinch there but Fuckyou circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckyou dives in and grabs Fartardo's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fartardo pushes down on Fuckyou's head and hops out.
Fartardo tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fuckyou sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fartardo somewhat.
Fuckyou lands a head kick. Fartardo smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fuckyou moves into the clinch.
Fartardo wants a takedown.
Fuckyou putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fartardo in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fuckyou drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fartardo jumps guard but Fuckyou stands there with Fartardo around his waist. Fartardo gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Fuckyou manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Fartardo trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuckyou is trying to control the position but Fartardo postures up.
Fuckyou is striking from the bottom but Fartardo uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fartardo stands up and beckons Fuckyou to join him on the feet.
Fartardo decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Fuckyou wants to get back to full guard.
Fartardo wants to work for an arm triangle but Fuckyou is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Fuckyou won't allow Fartardo to pass to mount.
Fartardo thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fuckyou's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fartardo is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fuckyou has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fuckyou tries to roll over but Fartardo keeps him under control.
Fartardo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuckyou wants to improve his position but Fartardo is controlling well.
Fartardo trying to control the action but Fuckyou is working from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jacob Fartardo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fartardo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
The fight is ruled a draw!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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