PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wain comes to the cage accompanied by Bring the Noise. Derp The Troller will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Wain
vs
The Troller

196 cm
26
204 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

198 cm
27
214 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Wain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Troller drives through and clinches with Wain against the cage.
The Troller with a knee to the head.

It looks like John Wain has been cut.
The Troller looking to throw knees to the head but Wain is blocking nicely.

Wain lands a takedown into guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wain tries to free his leg and advance position but The Troller is retaining full guard.

Wain postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! The Troller is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Wain, into his guard.

Wain looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but The Troller is defending well. Wain quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! The Troller has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Wain celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). John Wain!
John Wain took some time post fight to say the following; 'I like boobs'.