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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nego Nego (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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130 lbs
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197 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nego Nego!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Funkyama!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Russell Pearce and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funkyama throws a leg kick but Nego sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nego fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nego looks to clinch
and Funkyama counters with a head kick. That will keep Nego thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Nego misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Funkyama thumps Nego with a low kick.
Nego fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Funkyama. No joy for Nego on that attempt.
Funkyama connects with an inside leg kick.
Funkyama throws a leg kick but Nego checks it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nego looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nego fails to land the takedown.
Funkyama stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Funkyama wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nego Nego. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Funkyama.
Nego is breathing heavily.
Funkyama avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nego changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Funkyama tries to avoid it but Nego manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Funkyama to the ground. Funkyama escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nego really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Funkyama throws a nice head kick!
Nego is rocked!
It looks like Nego Nego has been cut.
Funkyama lands a leg kick that knocks Nego off balance momentarily.
Oh Nego is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Funkyama lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nego seems to have got his legs back now.
Funkyama fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Nego out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Chris Funkyama!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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