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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Augusto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Anderson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Antonio Augusto's chin.
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184 lbs
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165 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Antonio Augusto!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Augusto's guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Augusto is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Anderson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Augusto is keeping the position for now.
Anderson is pushing down on Augusto's leg trying to pass to half guard. Augusto is fighting to maintain full guard but Anderson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Anderson stalling.
Augusto moves into full guard.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Augusto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson stopping the sweep attempt from Augusto.
Anderson trying to control the position from guard on top but Augusto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Turd Anderson just wasn't active enough.
Anderson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Augusto tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Anderson cracks Augusto with a big elbow.
Anderson misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Augusto is looking for a sweep.
Anderson trying to control the position but Augusto is working away.
Anderson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Anderson trying to control the action but Augusto is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Anderson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Augusto is looking to reverse the position.
Augusto is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Augusto's face as Anderson controls the position.
Augusto takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Anderson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Augusto tries to bench press Anderson off him but Anderson keeps the position.
Augusto is not content to let Anderson control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augusto is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Augusto throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Antonio Augusto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Anderson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Anderson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Augusto!
Anderson looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Augusto keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Anderson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Augusto is looking to escape.
Augusto gets back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Augusto!
Augusto avoids a series of strikes thrown by Anderson.
Augusto keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson wants to control the pace but Augusto is squirming around nicely.
Anderson is really struggling to control Augusto but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Anderson can't control as he wanted to and Augusto manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Augusto has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Anderson is working away from the top position though.
Anderson trying to control from half guard but Augusto is working away.
Anderson prevents Augusto from improving his position.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but Augusto defending well.
Anderson is trying to control. Augusto wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Augusto trying to get back to full guard but Anderson takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Anderson wants to control the pace but Augusto is squirming around nicely.
Anderson with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Anderson is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Augusto to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Augusto shrugs it off.
Anderson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Augusto really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Anderson looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Anderson is working for a guillotine from mount but Augusto frees his head quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Augusto is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Augusto lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Anderson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Augusto wants to stand but Anderson is controlling the position.
Anderson trying to control but Augusto is working from the bottom.
Anderson is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Augusto is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Augusto has escaped and now he's on top!
Augusto stands and throws Anderson's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Anderson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Augusto passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Anderson!
Augusto lands a heavy elbow.
Anderson is looking to improve his position but Augusto isn't that keen on the idea.
Augusto thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Augusto misses with a head shot.
Augusto looking to finish Anderson with some ground and pound. This is bad for Anderson!
Augusto connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Augusto avoids the attempt from Anderson to control.
Antonio Augusto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Augusto moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Anderson has worked his arm free - good work by Anderson!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson wants to control but Augusto postures up.
Augusto swings around for an armbar but Anderson sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Augusto's guard.
Anderson passes Augusto's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Augusto is pressing down on Anderson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Augusto tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Augusto keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Augusto tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Augusto has his foot on Anderson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Anderson works his way back into a safe position though.
Anderson wants to pass the guard but Augusto is keeping the position.
Augusto being controlled here, momentarily.
Augusto manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Anderson manages to get himself to full guard.
Anderson looking for a sweep. Not yet Anderson, not yet.
Anderson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Augusto.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Augusto trying to control but Anderson is working from the bottom.
Augusto working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Anderson controls Augusto momentarily but Augusto frees himself.
Anderson is pulling down on Augusto's head to control his posture.
Turd Anderson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Augusto won't allow Anderson to sweep him here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Augusto postures up in Anderson's guard and throws a big left but Anderson blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Antonio Augusto comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Anderson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Anderson!
An out of breath Turd Anderson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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