PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chunkknuckle Pterradactlson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Compton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pterradactlson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Holiday Rap. Compton comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The APPROOOOOOOOOOOOACH!!!! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Chunkknuckle Pterradactlson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Pterradactlson
vs
Compton

186 cm
22
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chunkknuckle Pterradactlson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyrone Compton!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Compton staying out of range there.
Pterradactlson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Compton pinned against the cage. Compton gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Pterradactlson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Compton throws the left hand but Pterradactlson avoids the punch easily.
Tyrone Compton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Compton looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A left and a right from Compton both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Chunkknuckle Pterradactlson has been cut.
Compton keeps the fight on the outside.
Compton throws an overhand right that lands on Pterradactlson's shoulder, as Pterradactlson tries to avoid the shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pterradactlson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A punch combination from Pterradactlson misses.
Pterradactlson tries for a takedown but Compton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chunkknuckle Pterradactlson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pterradactlson misses with a takedown attempt - Compton sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pterradactlson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pterradactlson shoots in and drives through. Compton sprawls well.
Compton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick misses from Compton.
Compton lands a slapping body shot.
Compton lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Pterradactlson is rocked!
Pterradactlson is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Compton throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Pterradactlson colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Compton as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Pterradactlson is left battered and dazed whilst Compton and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyrone Compton!