PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fjalar Ollongren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Ollongren
vs
Ass

186 cm
27
202 lbs
16 - 9 - 1

180 cm
29
196 lbs
19 - 8 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Fjalar Ollongren!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ollongren rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ass throws a looping overhand right but Ollongren ducks down to avoid it.

Ass closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ass's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Ass struggles to land a body shot inside as Ollongren controls his hands.
Ass looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ollongren lands a right hand.
Ollongren jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ass walks away with a smile on his face. Ollongren gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Ollongren keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ass.

Ass drives through with a takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Ass wants to control from the top but Ollongren keeps moving.

Ollongren looking for subs off his back but Ass has passed one foot through into half guard.
Ollongren tries to get to full guard but Ass has control of the leg.
Ass slips a nice elbow through Ollongren's hands, connecting with Ollongren's forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ollongren tries to get to full guard but Ass has control of the leg.

Ollongren looking for submissions off his back.
Ass wants to take a breather but Ollongren is having none of it.
Ollongren wants to get back to full guard.
Ass thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ass is keen to just control but Ollongren is a slippery customer.
Ollongren gets back to full guard.
Ass postures up and lands a big shot to Ollongren's brow.
Ass wants to pass the guard but Ollongren is keeping the position.
Ass throwing strikes but missing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ollongren looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ass is one step ahead there.

Ollongren had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ass defends it easily.
Ass wants to control from the top but Ollongren keeps moving.

Ollongren throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Ollongren looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Ollongren looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ass passes into side control.
Ass cracks Ollongren with an elbow. That is naaassty.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ollongren is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Ass is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Ollongren's shoulder. That is not cool.

Ass is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Ollongren knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Ollongren regains half guard there - taking advantage of Ass's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Ass is trying to control the action in half guard but Ollongren is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Ass is looking to advance position but Ollongren won't allow it.

Ass is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Ollongren defends it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass working the head and body with strikes.
Ass not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ollongren wants to improve his position but Ass is controlling well.

Ollongren is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ass pulls his head out easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ollongren won't allow Ass to pass to mount.
Ollongren is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ollongren moves into full guard.
Ass postures up in Ollongren's guard and throws a big left but Ollongren blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ass dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ollongren waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ass.
Ass looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ollongren.
Ass slips a jab from Ollongren.
Ollongren fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jack Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ollongren misses with a left hand
and Ass counters with a nice body shot.
Ollongren throws a series of punches but Ass moves out of range.
Ass misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jack Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ollongren drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ass lands with a right hand.

Ass clinches up with Ollongren and pushes him back against the cage.
Ollongren doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ollongren blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Ollongren fails to land.
Ass stalling in the clinch but Ollongren improves position.
Ollongren swings wildly with an uppercut but Ass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ollongren goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ollongren misses with a punch to the body.
Ass displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ollongren up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass blocks an uppercut.
Ollongren is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ass gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ass tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ollongren's elbow.
Ollongren is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ass gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fjalar Ollongren. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ass lands a left hand.
Ass manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Ollongren manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Ass landing some decent shots from guard.
Ass lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Ollongren working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ass.

Ollongren working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ass doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ass manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ass trying to control the position from guard on top but Ollongren is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Ollongren throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Ass avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ass stands and throws Ollongren's legs to the side, diving into side control.

Ass wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ollongren, who protects the arm well.
Ollongren is not content to let Ass control the position.

Ass tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ass has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ollongren manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Ass wants to control but Ollongren is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Ass wants to get back to full guard.
Ass keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ollongren with the ground and pound but Ass uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Ass bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Ollongren's guard.
Ass wants to control from the top but Ollongren keeps moving.
Ass won't allow Ollongren to sweep him here.
Ass cracks Ollongren with a solid left hand.
Ass wants to pass the guard but Ollongren is keeping the position.
Ollongren keeping moving, preventing Ass from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ollongren can't keep his opponent in guard - Ass advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Ollongren slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ollongren is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Ass stopping the sweep attempt from Ollongren.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Ass lands a couple of digs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Ollongren looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Ollongren working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Ass has passed into half guard!
Ollongren tries to roll over but Ass keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ass showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Ass misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Ass fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Ollongren to the ground. Ass is now in Ollongren's guard.
Ollongren keeping full guard, as Ass tries to pass.
Ass trying to control but Ollongren is working from the bottom.

Ollongren is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Ass defends well.
Ass chips away with some ground and pound.
Ass sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Ollongren keeping moving, preventing Ass from controlling successfully.
Ollongren looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ass is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ass passes into half guard.
Ollongren tries to get to full guard but Ass has control of the leg.

Ollongren looking for submissions off his back.
Ass works his way into side control.

Ass tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ass has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Ollongren sneaks back into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ollongren is looking to get back to full guard here but Ass has managed to pass to side control instead.
Ass wants to control but Ollongren is keeping him busy.
Ollongren gets back to half guard.
Ass working the head and body with strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass tries to pass the half guard into mount. Ollongren knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Ass winds up and cracks Ollongren with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ass wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ollongren keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ass is trying to control. Ollongren wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ollongren wants to get back to full guard.

Ollongren looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ollongren wants to get back to full guard.
Ollongren is refusing to be controlled, as Ass sits in half guard.
Ass is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Ollongren manages to get to full guard.
Ollongren working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ass.
Fjalar Ollongren has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass works over Ollongren with some ground and pound from guard.
Ollongren keeping moving, preventing Ass from controlling successfully.
Jack Ass is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ass postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Ass controlling from the top position.

Ass drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ass jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Ollongren being controlled here, momentarily.

Ass avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Ass comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ass has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Ass!