MMA Tycoon Game
 
Bookmarks Help!

PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



181 cm
28
172 lbs
18 - 8 - 0
186 cm
28
183 lbs
19 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Brute


Vulcan Nutrition Q160 - Half Price September Sale
SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Vladimir Khabensky.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and connects with a jab.
A leg kick checked by McDonald.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McDonald checks a low kick from Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a single shot there.
Fatherfockerusus sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
McDonald tries to move into range but Fatherfockerusus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fatherfockerusus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McDonald checks a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus staying out of range there.
McDonald tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fatherfockerusus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McDonald tries a low kick but Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McDonald has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McDonald and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McDonald moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick that misses
and McDonald counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as McDonald jumps back.
Fatherfockerusus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McDonald lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
No joy there for Fatherfockerusus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McDonald jabs Fatherfockerusus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. McDonald tries to avoid it but Fatherfockerusus manages to keep hold of a leg and drag McDonald to the ground. McDonald escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus looks gassed!
McDonald fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fatherfockerusus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

McDonald closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McDonald misses with an elbow over the top.
McDonald throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fatherfockerususs head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McDonald swings wildly with an uppercut but Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid it.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus avoids the damage to the body.
Fatherfockerusus scores a nice knee to the body.

Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an uppercut. McDonald saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McDonald avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A leg kick checked by Fatherfockerusus.
McDonald throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McDonald tries to land a front kick but Fatherfockerusus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fatherfockerusus throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatherfockerusus tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McDonald throws a nice inside leg kick.

McDonald has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McDonald's elbow.
Fatherfockerusus managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as Fatherfockerusus controls his hands.
McDonald misses with a body punch.
McDonald creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McDonald to keep the fight standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald lands an uppercut.
McDonald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fatherfockerusus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McDonald lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McDonald avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
McDonald lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fatherfockerusus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Fatherfockerusus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus is working for takedown but McDonald is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ronald McDonald has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fatherfockerusus is defending well for now.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald lands an elbow inside that Fatherfockerusus shrugs off.


It looks like Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has been cut.
McDonald lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Fatherfockerusus has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McDonald after a bit of a struggle.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Fatherfockerusus pulls McDonald into guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald preventing the sweep.
Fatherfockerusus trying to keep a closed guard but McDonald is proving a slippery customer.
McDonald wants to stand but Fatherfockerusus is controlling his posture from full guard.
McDonald trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A nice leg kick lands there from McDonald.
McDonald throws a looping overhand right but Fatherfockerusus ducks down to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Fatherfockerusus takes one to the side of the head.


Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Crunch! McDonald slams his shin into Fatherfockerusus's torso.
Fatherfockerusus is still on wobbly legs! Can McDonald finish him?
Fatherfockerusus tests McDonald's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McDonald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McDonald lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald retains his welterweight title!
An out of breath Ronald McDonald thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%
 
 
 
Home
What is MMA Tycoon?
Register
Forgot Details
Contact Us
MMA Affiliate Program
MMA Forum
UFC Chat
MMA Newspaper
Buzz - Social Media
MMA Rankings
MMA T-Shirts
 
 

 

   
©MMA Tycoon  | Bet MMA  |  Contact  |  Links  |  MMA Chat  
MMA Forum  |  Online (925)
Steam Gaming Group Google+ MMA Tycoon Twitter Facebook MMA Game MMA RSS feed - MMA Tycoon Game's Radio Podcast