PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ryo Ishizaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ishizaki kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Hiroyuki Okita - Moete Hero. Sweatpants is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Earl - Earl Sweatshirt. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ishizaki
vs
Sweatpants

180 cm
21
165 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

180 cm
26
160 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ryo Ishizaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ishizaki dives in and grabs Sweatpants's left leg, looking for a takedown. Sweatpants pushes down on Ishizaki's head and hops out.
Ishizaki with a poor takedown
and Ishizaki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ishizaki misses with a takedown attempt
letting Sweatpants counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ryo Ishizaki. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ishizaki shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a head kick.
Sweatpants throws a head kick but Ishizaki moves out of range.
Ishizaki tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Ryo Ishizaki has been cut.
Ishizaki gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sweatpants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ishizaki fails with the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ishizaki shoots in for a takedown but Sweatpants shows good takedown defense.
Donk. Sweatpants catches Ishizaki right on the button with a cross.
Ishizaki has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants counters with a right hand to the body.
Ishizaki is breathing heavily.
Ishizaki misses with a takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ishizaki shoots and misses
enabling Sweatpants to counter with a crisp jab.
Sweatpants Throws a clean left jab. Sweatpants Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Ishizaki's chin! Ishizaki crumbles to the ground and Sweatpants follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Sweatpants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Earl Sweatpants!
A victorious Earl Sweatpants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.