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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mac Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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162 lbs
15 - 11 - 1 |
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163 lbs
15 - 13 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mac Hansen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Franklyn Lucas and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hansen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mac Hansen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hansen takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd thows a leg kick but Hansen checks it
and Hansen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Hansen moves out of range easily.
Hansen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Hansen moves out of range easily.
Turd misses with the combination.
Turd wants to land a leg kick but Hansen is out of range.
Hansen lands a head shot.
Hansen avoids the body shot from Turd.
Hansen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Turd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hansen was well out of range. Poor timing from Turd.
Turd takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd has a takedown stuffed.
Hansen throws a lazy head kick
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Hansen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hansen lands a nice shot to the body.
Hansen throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Hansen closes the distance and clinches.
Hansen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Hansen.
Hansen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Turd avoids it.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Turd tries to pull guard but Hansen forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Hansen prevents a body shot from Turd.
Hansen is pushing Turd up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hansen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Turd is trying to pull guard but Hansen has him pressed against the cage.
Mac Hansen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Hansen is stalling here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Turd goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hansen prevents it.
Turd tries to pull guard but Hansen won't allow it.
Hansen lands an elbow just above Turd 's eye.
Hansen lands an uppercut.
Turd stalling in the clinch but Hansen improves position.
Hansen digs a right hand into Turd's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Turd's gas tank.
Hansen prevents a body shot from Turd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hansen leaning against his opponent.
Hansen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Turd trying to control the position but instead, Hansen has worked for underhooks and has pushed Turd into the cage.
Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mac Hansen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Turd showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hansen.
Hansen just misses with a punch to the body.
Hansen is looking to wear down Turd with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hansen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Turd checks it well.
Turd throws a right hand that Hansen ducks under and follows up with a left that Hansen also avoids with ease.
Hansen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Turd's sensitive parts.
Hansen's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hansen duly obliges.
Hansen slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hansen misses with a two punch combination.
Turd shoots in looking for a takedown. Hansen tries to sprawl out of it but Turd keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hansen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hansen takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Turd throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Hansen tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Turd is in Hansen's guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Turd preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hansen is adopting a defensive guard.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hansen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Hansen blocks nicely.
Hansen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Mac Hansen just wasn't active enough.
Hansen is looking to land body kicks.
Turd throws a head kick but Hansen moves out of range.
Mac Hansen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hansen just misses with a punch to the body.
Hansen throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Hansen's half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd with the ground and pound but Hansen uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Hansen is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hansen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hansen preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Turd throws an elbow that misses. Hansen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Turd's guard. Nice move by Hansen!
Hansen passes Turd's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Turd is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hansen pulls his head out easily.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hansen lands a nice short elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd has hold of Hansen's hands but Hansen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd gets back to full guard.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hansen has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Turd working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hansen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but One Turd will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hansen misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with an inside leg kick.
Hansen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hansen throws a hook to the side of Turd's head but Turd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hansen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hansen blocks a head kick by Turd.
Hansen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mac Hansen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hansen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hansen tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Hansen is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throws a jab when Hansen was well out of range.
Hansen misses with a hook.
Hansen blocks a low kick nicely.
Hansen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd throws a jab when Hansen was well out of range.
Hansen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hansen checks the leg kick.
Hansen throws a nice looking combination but Turd bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Turd looks for a takedown but Hansen sprawls well.
Hansen moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Turd is predictable there
and Hansen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hansen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Hansen.
Hansen lands a two punch combo.
Hansen misses with an uppercut.
Hansen tries to bum rush Turd with a series of wild strikes but Turd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hansen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hansen missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hansen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hansen tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a leg kick that misses.
Hansen checks a low kick from Turd.
Turd throws a leg kick
and Hansen counters with a head kick.
A slow jab from Turd misses its intended target.
Hansen throws a wild body kick that Turd sees coming a mile off.
Turd lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A left and a right from Hansen both land. Nice combination.
Hansen looks to land a combination but Turd avoids it well.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hansen misses with a low kick.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hansen's calf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Turd counters with a shoot takedown. Hansen fights it but they end up in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hansen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hansen wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Hansen being controlled here, momentarily.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Mac Hansen did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hansen counters with a straight right hand.
Hansen scores with a nice head shot.
Turd takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Turd scores with a jab to the body.
Turd misses with a low kick as Hansen jumps back.
Turd blocks a head kick by Hansen.
Hansen lands with a straight right. Turd didn't see that one coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Turd.
Hansen throws a head kick that misses.
Turd throws a leg kick
and Hansen counters with a good low kick that Turd was not able to check.
Turd cracks a nice hook into Hansen's ribs.
A head kick misses from Turd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Hansen does it's job there.
Horrible takedown by Turd or perhaps it was just good defense by Hansen which made him look bad.
Turd shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd with a nice head shot there.
Hansen is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Hansen looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd wants to control from the top but Hansen keeps moving.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd throws a strike but Hansen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Turd has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Hansen is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Turd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to buck Hansen off but Hansen is having none of it.
Turd taking punishment in the form of punches.
Turd manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Turd wants to control but Hansen is keeping him busy.
Turd passes the guard and advances to mount!
Turd misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Turd sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Turd throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Hansen manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hansen has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Turd dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Turd shoots in looking for a takedown but Hansen manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Turd's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Turd takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Turd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Hansen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Hansen.
Turd lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hansen missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hansen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Turd keeps Hansen at a distance using the push kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hansen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hansen's head.
Turd takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Turd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Turd fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Turd throws the left hand but Hansen avoids the punch easily.
Hansen misses with a low kick.
Hansen throws a sloppy head kick
and Turd counters with a nice body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hansen circles away quickly and effectively.
Turd darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hansen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Hansen's shoulder, as Hansen tries to avoid the shot.
Hansen just misses with a punch to the body.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Turd.
Mac Hansen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Hansen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Turd.
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hansen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd shoots in for a takedown but Hansen shows good takedown defense.
Hansen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Turd takes a step back to recover.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a straight right.
Hansen falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd throws a series of punches but Hansen moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hansen checks a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Hansen.
Turd changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Hansen looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Hansen wants to control but Turd postures up.
Turd connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Hansen some visible discomfort.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Hansen's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hansen avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Turd.
Hansen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd is trying to move to mount but Hansen reverses beautifully and ends up in Turd's guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to One Turd.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 46:49
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd! One Turd retains his lightweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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