PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yoshi Stauning (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wilfredo Cacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stauning comes to the cage accompanied by Step Up- Drowning Pool. Cacho has chosen I Fink U Freeky as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stauning
vs
Cacho

191 cm
20
212 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
24
200 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Yoshi Stauning!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wilfredo Cacho!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Luis Engracia and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Cacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stauning takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stauning takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Yoshi Stauning has been cut.
Stauning showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cacho.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cacho doesn't manage to clinch there - Stauning circles away.
Cacho throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cacho lands a head kick. Stauning smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Stauning on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Stauning is breathing heavily.
Cacho misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cacho tries to land a leg kick but Stauning saw it coming and moves away.

Cacho has Stauning up against the cage in a clinch.

Cacho's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stauning stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cacho.
Cacho tries to land a front kick but Stauning steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stauning tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cacho manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Cacho, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A low kick from Cacho is predictable there
and Stauning counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stauning avoids the head kick by Cacho.
Stauning takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stauning on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Cacho throws a leg kick which misses Stauning's front leg but catches the back leg as Stauning tries to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cacho pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cacho looks to land a body kick but Stauning moved away.

Cacho closes the distance and clinches.

Cacho breaks the clinch.
Cacho scores with a punch to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stauning moves out of range of the leg kick from Cacho.

Cacho gets a clinch.
Cacho comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cacho trying to land knees to the body.
Cacho blocks an elbow strike from Stauning.
Cacho takes an elbow to the forehead.

Cacho escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cacho takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cacho feints a jab and as Stauning dips his head, Cacho unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Stauning right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Stauning falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Cacho smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wilfredo Cacho!
An out of breath and clearly excited Wilfredo Cacho thanked ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30 (5% Laundry SALE) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).