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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mad Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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240 lbs
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280 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Darth Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mad Dog!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vader throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vader looks to score with a jab to the body but Dog is just out of range.
Dog tries to land a front kick but Vader steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dog misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vader misses with a looping left.
Vader throws a nice looking combination but Dog bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vader avoids the head kick by Dog.
Dog with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Vader to score with a decent uppercut.
Dog scores with a head kick. Vader tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Vader misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dog moves out of range as Vader throws a body kick.
A punch combination from Vader misses.
Dog throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Vader.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog throws a head kick but Vader moves out of range.
Vader throws a nice looking combination but Dog bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vader tries a head kick but it misses.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Vader misses with a wild combination.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
A cross from Vader lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader misses with a series of wild punches.
Dog showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vader.
Dog bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vader lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Vader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
No joy there for Vader, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Vader misses with a kick to the body.
Dog lands a leg kick that knocks Vader off balance momentarily.
Vader misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Vader lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dog circles away quickly and effectively.
Vader looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vader throws a right hand that Dog ducks under and follows up with a left that Dog also avoids with ease.
Vader fails to land with a series of punches.
Darth Vader seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dog takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader throws a body kick that misses.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Vader blocks the low kick.
Vader throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vader rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dog moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog throws a head kick but Vader moves out of range.
Vader will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dog blocks a head kick by Vader.
Vader takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Dog digs a good hook to Vader's body.
Vader misses with a double jab.
Dog uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vader.
Dog blocks a head kick by Vader.
A head kick misses from Dog.
Vader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dog is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Vader ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dog moves away.
Dog thumps Vader with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Vader looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Vader throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dog lands with a slapping head kick.
Vader misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Vader misses.
Vader is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Dog.
Vader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vader throws a head kick but Dog moves out of range.
Dog takes a swing at Vader's ribcage but misses.
Vader throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vader swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dog connects with a body shot.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Dog thuds his shin into the meat of Vader's side.
Dog moves out of range as Vader throws a body kick.
Vader pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dog throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Vader misses with the combination.
Vader misses with a two punch combination.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Vader duly obliges.
Vader misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vader lands a lovely overhand right.
Vader misses with a few strikes there.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog takes a swing at Vader's ribcage but misses.
Vader throws a body punch but Dog moves out of range.
Dog moves out of range of the body kick from Vader.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vader pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mad Dog will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Vader lands a leg kick that knocks Dog off balance momentarily.
Vader misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Darth Vader is winning the standup battle so far.
Dog throws a head kick but Vader moves out of range.
Dog throws a head kick that misses.
Vader rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dog moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dog pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Vader misses the target.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader works over Dog's head and body with a nice combination.
Vader misses with a looping left.
Dog has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
It looks like Mad Dog has been cut.
Dog avoids the head kick by Vader.
Vader throws a shot from downtown. Dog moves away and avoids it.
Vader throws a nice looking combination but Dog bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vader throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vader gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dog counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Vader is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Vader moves out of range as Dog strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dog.
Vader uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dog.
A head kick misses from Vader.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Vader does no damage.
Dog throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vader scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dog doesn't seem bothered though.
Some wild striking there from Vader.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Vader missing with a left hand there. Dog was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dog throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Vader throws a lazy right hand but Dog sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vader throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vader checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog checks a leg kick.
Vader throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Vader uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dog.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dog in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Vader misses with a body kick.
Vader throws out a loose jab but Dog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vader throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Dog counters with a head kick. That will keep Vader thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dog is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Vader rather than just go for the knockout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vader misses with a double jab.
Vader misses with a double jab.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Vader here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Dog avoids the body shot from Vader.
Dog scores with a head kick. Vader tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A head kick misses from Dog.
Dog tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vader was well out of range. Poor timing from Dog.
Dog misses with a head kick.
Dog takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Dog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vader misses with a low kick.
Vader throws the kick towards the body but Dog avoids it.
Dog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a nice head kick!
A looping hook to the body misses from Vader. Dog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vader throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Dog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vader swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vader looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Dog goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A punch combination from Vader misses.
Vader fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vader swinging wildly here.
Vader missing with a left hand there. Dog was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dog fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vader manages to avoid it.
Dog tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vader fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vader throws a head kick but Dog moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Vader.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Dog.
Dog misses with a low kick.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vader misses with a two punch combination.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vader fails to land with a series of punches.
Vader keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vader throws a body punch but Dog moves out of range.
Vader lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vader throws the left hand but Dog avoids the punch easily.
Vader misses with a two punch combination.
Vader on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dog looks to land a body kick but Vader moved away.
Vader throws a nice head kick!
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader throws a series of punches but Dog avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Darth Vader will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mad Dog's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Vader misses.
Vader throws a series of punches but Dog avoids them all with ease.
Dog throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dog looks to score with a jab to the body but Vader is just out of range.
Vader closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Vader rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dog moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Vader.
Some wild striking there from Vader.
Dog avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Dog misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Vader misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader misses with a straight right.
Vader misses with a kick to the body.
A punch combination from Vader misses.
Darth Vader is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dog blocks the body kick.
Vader throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dog throws a head kick that half lands.
A combination from Vader does no damage.
Dog lands a head kick!
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Dog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Vader misses its intended target.
Dog takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vader looks to land a body kick but Dog moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog lands a high kick!
Dog takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader throws a series of punches but Dog moves out of range.
Vader scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vader throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A combination from Vader does no damage.
Vader throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dog misses with a head kick.
Vader tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vader attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vader blocks a head kick by Dog.
Vader lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dog circles away quickly and effectively.
Vader lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dog circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dog - that will leave a mark!
Vader avoids the head kick by Dog.
Vader will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dog feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vader's calf.
Dog avoids the head kick by Vader.
Vader looks to land a body kick but Dog moved away.
Vader closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dog connects with an inside leg kick.
Vader throws a push kick but Dog slaps the foot to one side.
Dog blocks the body kick.
Vader misses with a jab, cross combination.
Vader misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vader pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Dog lands with a nice body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vader swinging wildly here.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Dog avoids the head kick by Vader.
Vader scores with a jab. Dog acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vader misses with a few strikes there.
Vader avoids the head kick by Dog.
Vader tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vader misses with a double jab.
Vader's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Vader duly obliges.
Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick by Vader misses
and Dog counters with a solid body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Darth Vader.
Well Vader has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Darth Vader!
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