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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Stone Hand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bento Podre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone Hand comes to the cage accompanied by Duality. The crowd seem to be enjoying Podre's choice of entrance music: Caramujo Sonolento - A Lenda. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bento Podre was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Stone Hand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bento Podre!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Seu Braga and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone Hand avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stone Hand tries to bum rush Podre with a series of wild strikes but Podre uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Podre slips a straight right by Stone Hand.
Podre tries to close the distance and clinch but Stone Hand swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Stone Hand cracks Podre with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
It looks like Bento Podre has been cut.
Stone Hand looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Podre misses with a wild body shot.
A slow jab from Stone Hand misses its intended target.
Stone Hand slips a jab and a cross from Podre.
The fight stays on the outside here - Podre looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Podre slips under a jab from Stone Hand.
Podre looks to clinch
and Stone Hand counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big right from Stone Hand misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Podre is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Podre walks into a stiff left hand from Stone Hand.
Podre avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Podre tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stone Hand keeps the fight on the outside.
Stone Hand misses with the combination.
Stone Hand throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slow jab from Stone Hand misses its intended target.
Podre misses with a hook. Stone Hand ducked under it nicely.
Stone Hand doesn't manage to clinch there - Podre circles away.
Podre swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Podre tries to clinch but Stone Hand moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Podre ducks under a wild hook from Stone Hand.
Stone Hand pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stone Hand avoids a punch combination nicely.
Podre ducks under a wild hook from Stone Hand.
Podre slips a straight right by Stone Hand.
Stone Hand takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stone Hand stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That has opened up Bento Podre's cut even more.
Podre is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Podre throws a right hand that Stone Hand ducks under and follows up with a left that Stone Hand also avoids with ease.
Podre bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Stone Hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stone Hand connects with a jab.
Stone Hand keeps the fight on the outside.
Stone Hand is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Podre tries to clinch but Stone Hand is having none of it.
Stone Hand tests Podre's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Podre lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stone Hand circles away quickly and effectively.
Stone Hand keeps the fight on the outside.
Podre misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Podre throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stone Hand.
Stone Hand lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Podre fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stone Hand manages to avoid it.
Podre has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stone Hand finds it's way round the side to connect with Podre's head.
The cut above Bento Podre's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stone Hand dodges the punch combination from Podre.
Podre misses with the combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Podre tries to clinch up.
Stone Hand lands a jab.
Podre throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stone Hand scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Podre tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stone Hand paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Podre has closed the distance and engaged Stone Hand in a clinch.
Stone Hand breaks from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stone Hand circles away from the clinch attempt.
Podre misses with a combination
and Stone Hand counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Stone Hand dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bento Podre's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Stone Hand fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Podre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Podre throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stone Hand.
Podre looks to land a left hand but Stone Hand moved out of range nicely.
Podre fails to land with a series of punches.
Podre connects with a crisp jab.
Stone Hand throws a lazy right hand but Podre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bento Podre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Podre is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bento Podre is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice jab there from Stone Hand.
Bento Podre's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Stone Hand fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Podre moves out of range as Stone Hand strikes.
Podre takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stone Hand throws a shot from downtown. Podre moves away and avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Stone Hand.
Stone Hand misses with a straight left.
Podre wants to clinch.
Stone Hand connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bento Podre's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Johnny Stone Hand!
Johnny Stone Hand managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, ****160Q Energy****95% Laundry, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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