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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamal White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). White has chosen General Public - Tenderness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. One Turd has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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163 lbs
16 - 13 - 0 |
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165 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jamal White!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
White throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
White is looking to score with low kicks.
White throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
An inside leg kick lands from White.
White lands with a nice body kick.
Turd avoids a kick to the body.
Turd lands a right hook to the body.
White closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Turd wants a takedown but no success here.
Turd misses with a body punch.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
White utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
White looking to throw knees to the head but Turd is blocking nicely.
Turd takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
White lands a damaging elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd takes a knee to the side of the body.
White crunches a lovely knee into Turd's ribcage.
White prevents a takedown attempt there.
Turd wants to break the clinch but can't.
Turd misses with the head strike.
White lands a knee to the head.
White letting Turd take a breather here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by White.
White landing knees to the head.
White working Turd over with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for White.
White lands a knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
White misses with a knee strike.
Nice elbow from White.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries a body shot but White blocks it.
White landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Turd tries to throw a body punch but White avoids it by throwing Turd back against the cage.
White scores a nice knee to the body.
Turd misses with a body punch.
White lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
White lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
White lands a nice elbow.
White lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
White using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Turd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
White taking a breather.
Knees to the body from White.
White scores with a knee to the head.
White landing some nice looking knees to the body.
White using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Turd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
White looking to throw knees to the head but Turd is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
White with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Turd lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Turd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
White with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Turd wants to take the fight to the mat but White manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd takes a knee right on the jaw!
Turd managing to block the knees to the body from White.
White misses with a knee to the head.
White blocks a punch to the side of the head.
White with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
White throws a knee to the head but misses.
White trying to land knees to the body.
White looking to slow down the pace here.
White looking to throw knees to the head but Turd is blocking nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd trying to stall but White improves his position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
White lands an elbow inside that Turd shrugs off.
White prevents a body shot from Turd.
White lands a nice knee to the body.
White landing knees to the body.
White lands an elbow that stopped Turd in his tracks for a moment.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
White tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Turd avoids it.
Turd is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but White is keeping busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
White stalling.
Nice elbow from White.
White lands an elbow just above Turd 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jamal White dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Turd is defended easily by White.
White tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
White scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jamal White seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by White. That's going to slow Turd down.
White fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - White looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
White swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A nice leg kick lands there from Turd.
White lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Turd circles away quickly and effectively.
Jamal White is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Turd blocks a head kick by White.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
White is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
White throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.
White moves out of range as Turd strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - White looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
White tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
White thows a body shot but no joy.
White loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
White wants to clinch
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
White is looking to clinch.
White misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
White throws a sloppy head kick
and Turd counters with an inside leg kick.
Turd ducks under a wild hook from White.
White tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
White throws a solid leg kick but Turd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at White.
White lands with a kick to the temple. Turd shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
White tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
Turd looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if White can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Turd lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
Turd stands up over White, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.
Turd sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
White working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
White avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
White really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turd. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Turd is pushing down on White's leg trying to pass to half guard. White is fighting to maintain full guard but Turd has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Turd content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
White keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Turd working the head and body with strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Turd in particular looking to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
White keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Turd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
White taking some punishment here, with Turd in his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
One Turd dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
An inside leg kick lands from White.
White blocks a leg kick.
Turd throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. White tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Turd is in White's guard.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
One Turd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Turd scoring with some ground and pound.
Turd slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
White takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd is working to tighten is grip on White's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. White has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Turd is really squeezing tight and eventually White passes out! Turd breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). One Turd!
One Turd retains his lightweight title!
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energy
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hype
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