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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Garza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garza has chosen Mirror as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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168 lbs
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154 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Matt Garza!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite thuds a left hand into Garza's body.
Garza looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Dynamite throws a hook but Garza blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dynamite. Garza does a little dance to reset his feet.
Garza throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Dynamite does it's job there.
It looks like Matt Garza has been cut.
Dynamite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dynamite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Garza.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dynamite misses with a wild body shot.
Dynamite lands a body shot.
Dynamite lands with a good body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Dynamite.
Dynamite jabs at Garza's body.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite drops Garza with a huge uppercut! Garza drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Dynamite is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Napoleon Dynamite!
Napoleon Dynamite tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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