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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ethan Fuller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Raging Douche is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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162 cm
19
139 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
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150 cm
30
130 lbs
24 - 8 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ethan Fuller! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
24 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche! The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Douche lands a nice looking body shot.
Fuller avoids the head kick by Douche.
Fuller lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Douche circles away quickly and effectively. Douche walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fuller checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Douche pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Fuller misses with a series of wild punches.
Douche attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Fuller avoids the head kick by Douche.
Fuller takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Douche throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Douche throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fuller. Fuller takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Fuller avoids the head kick by Douche.
Fuller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A decent looking cross lands there for Douche.
Fuller is rocked! Fuller gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Raging Douche! Raging Douche spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
86% |
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