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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gein comes to the cage accompanied by Dead Skin Mask. Lee is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest. Bruce Lee told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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162 lbs
17 - 3 - 0 |
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157 lbs
28 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ed Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bruce Lee!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lee counters with a good, hard body kick but Gein shrugs it off.
Lee stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gein.
Gein lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
It looks like Bruce Lee has been cut.
Gein has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Gein lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Gein scores with a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gein tries to work over Lee's front leg with a kick but Lee checks it.
Gein throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lee lands with a cross.
Gein throws out a powerful jab.
Jab, jab by Gein - just one landing.
Lee lands with a kick to the temple. Gein shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lee scoring well with a low kick there.
Lee blocks a low kick nicely.
Lee throws a nice head kick!
Lee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gein was well out of range. Poor timing from Lee.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gein on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gein.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lee lands a slapping body shot.
Gein fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lee checks it well.
Gein on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lee looks to score with a jab to the body but Gein is just out of range.
Lee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gein rather than just go for the knockout.
Gein cracks Lee with an open hand slap.
Gein takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gein.
Gein throws a lazy head kick
and Lee counters with a right hand to the body.
Lee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lee looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gein checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good exchange - Lee coming out on top.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein looks to clinch
and Lee counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gein thinking.
Lee lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lee throws a leg kick which misses Gein's front leg but catches the back leg as Gein tries to avoid it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Gein checks a leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Lee scores with a four punch combination!
Lee moves out of range of the body kick.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ed Gein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee throws a head kick but Gein moves out of range.
Lee thows a body shot but no joy.
Gein blocks a low kick nicely.
Lee tries to bum rush Gein with a series of wild strikes but Gein uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gein is looking to land body kicks.
Gein moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lee throws a shot from downtown. Gein moves away and avoids it.
Lee tries to bum rush Gein with a series of wild strikes but Gein uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A nice inside leg kick there by Gein. That's going to slow Lee down.
Gein throws a sloppy head kick and Lee moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lee connects with a high kick.
Lee throws a low kick, looking for Gein's leg but Gein calmly moves out of range.
Lee thows a body shot but no joy.
Gein throws a leg kick that misses.
A clash of legs there as Lee blocks the low kick.
Gein fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lee throws a solid leg kick but Gein takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lee.
Lee throws a nice outside leg kick.
Gein needs to keep his hands up - Lee had a free shot at his head there.
Gein moves away from the strike by Lee.
Lee misses with a combination
and Gein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Gein buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lee with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lee misses with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gein.
Gein throws a nice head kick!
Lee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gein, right into the meat.
Lee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lee walks into a straight right hand from Gein.
Lee swings for the body but Gein moves out of range.
Nice cross by Gein.
A telegraphed right hand from Gein misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lee. Gein does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lee takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Good leg kick by Gein there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gein fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lee, pushing him back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good body shot from Lee.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but Gein uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lee is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Lee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lee misses with a wild body shot.
Gein takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gein moves away.
Lee will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lee throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lee misses with a straight right.
Bruce Lee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lee throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gein.
Gein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lee walks into a stiff left hand from Gein.
Lee throws a body punch but Gein moves out of range.
Gein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gein lands a left and a right that send Lee crashing to the mat, dazed. Gein thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Lee is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body kick there by Gein.
Lee is still on wobbly legs! Can Gein finish him?
Lee is breathing heavily.
Gein measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Lee! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Ed Gein!
Our winner, Ed Gein, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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