PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JunkYard Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunken Terror (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dog's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Guard Dog. Drunken Terror has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dog
vs
Terror

191 cm
19
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
265 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Improved boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, JunkYard Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Drunken Terror!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dog scores with a takedown into Terror's guard.
Dog throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dog wants to pass the guard but Terror is keeping the position.
Terror should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dog passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Dog has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Terror is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Dog has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Dog working the head and body with strikes.

Terror is rocked!

It looks like Drunken Terror has been cut.
Terror regains half guard.
Terror is still in real trouble! Can Dog finish him?
Dog missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Dog is working for a kimura but Terror is defending it quite comfortably.
Terror seems to have recovered his senses.
Ground and pound from Dog.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Terror has eaten all the pies!

Dog is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Terror trying to control but Dog postures up.
Terror keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dog missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Terror has hold of Dog's hands but Dog slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dog wants to pass to mount but Terror is defending the position.

Dog is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Dog seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Terror does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Dog throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Terror shoots and misses

and Dog counters with a left and a right that hurts Terror! He wobbles and falls to the floor - he's in big trouble! Dog jumps into full mount!
Terror looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Terror badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Dog around the waist but Dog pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Dog is the winner by TKO! Dog jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). JunkYard Dog!