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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Socially Awkward Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Louey Draft (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penguin comes to the cage accompanied by Why Cant We Be Friends. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Louey Draft was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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220 lbs
11 - 7 - 0 |
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215 lbs
17 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Socially Awkward Penguin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Louey Draft!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penguin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Draft moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penguin moves into range and clinches up with Draft.
Draft is trying to break the clinch but Penguin has him pressed against the cage.
Draft on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Draft is trying to break free.
Penguin throws a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by Penguin.
Draft throws a head punch that misses.
Draft tries a body shot but Penguin blocks it.
Draft misses with a body punch.
Penguin goes for a takedown attempt but Draft pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Penguin instigates a clinch.
Draft misses with a short punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Draft tries to circle away but Penguin has him pinned against the cage.
Penguin missing with knees to the body.
Draft takes a knee right on the jaw!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Penguin as Draft tries to tie him up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Draft blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Penguin lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Draft is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Penguin pulls his head out easily.
Draft blocking the ground and pound attempt from Penguin.
Penguin looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Draft with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Penguin takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Penguin lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Penguin thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Draft pushes Penguin off and gets back to his feet.
Penguin swings for the body but Draft moves out of range.
Penguin throws a head kick but Draft moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Draft moves into the clinch.
Penguin misses with a knee to the head.
Draft wants to stall.
A frustrated look appears on Draft's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penguin gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Penguin is looking to work some ground and pound but Draft has wrist control.
Draft has Penguin pulled in close to control his posture.
Draft has his foot on Penguin's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Penguin works his way back into a safe position though.
Penguin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Penguin trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Penguin chips away with some ground and pound.
Draft looking for a sweep. Not yet Draft, not yet.
Penguin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Draft has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Penguin has managed to get both his arms back between Draft's legs - danger averted.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Penguin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Penguin scoring with some ground and pound.
Penguin throwing strikes but missing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Draft is on top in guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Draft accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Draft throwing strikes from guard but Penguin blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Draft is looking to work some ground and pound but Penguin has wrist control.
Draft with a flurry of punches that miss.
Draft postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Draft accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Draft throws an elbow that misses. Penguin uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Draft's guard. Nice move by Penguin!
Draft tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Penguin working some strikes from top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Draft is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Draft working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Penguin.
Penguin with a flurry of punches that miss.
Draft trying to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Penguin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Penguin missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Draft is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Draft throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Draft wants to sweep here but Penguin controlling him for the moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Penguin scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Penguin works over Draft with some ground and pound from guard.
Draft is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Socially Awkward Penguin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Penguin avoids the head kick by Draft.
Penguin thumps Draft with a low kick.
Penguin moves into the clinch successfully.
Draft misses with a punch on the inside.
Penguin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Penguin unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Penguin missing with knees to the body.
Penguin lands a takedown into guard.
Draft looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Penguin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Draft utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Draft is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Draft seems to be working for a kimura but Penguin defends the submission attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Draft moves into full mount! Penguin won't be happy about that!
Penguin trying desperately to get to his feet.
Draft misses with a head shot.
Penguin wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Draft.
The referee warns Penguin that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
It looks like Socially Awkward Penguin has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Draft thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Draft putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poor strikes thrown by Draft there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Penguin holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Draft tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Louey Draft has got the better of the ground game so far.
Draft can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Penguin is looking to escape.
Penguin is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penguin bucks up and throws Draft to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
Draft closes the distance and clinches.
Penguin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Penguin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Draft has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Penguin takes a shot to the head.
Draft scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Penguin goes for a takedown attempt but Draft pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Penguin looks to clinch
and Draft counters with a crisp one two that drops Penguin! Draft thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Penguin to his feet! Penguin is in big trouble!
Penguin is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Draft lands a nice looking kick to the body. Penguin takes a step back to recover.
Oh Penguin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Draft clinches up against the cage.
Draft breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Draft lands a big right hook! Penguin looks hurt but is still standing! Draft lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Penguin falls down and Draft dives in with a huge hammer fist! Penguin's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Draft runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Louey Draft!
Louey Draft managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, BALCO UNIFORM, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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