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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Masterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Masterson comes to the cage accompanied by Kanye West & Jamie Fox - Gold Digger. Schwein comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Santa Schwein will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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180 cm
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200 lbs
20 - 12 - 0 |
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182 cm
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195 lbs
17 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, James Masterson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santa Schwein! The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A good leg kick by Masterson. Schwein looks for the body kick but Masterson saw that one coming. Schwein throws a head kick that misses. Schwein throws a body punch but Masterson moves out of range. A clash of legs there as Schwein blocks the low kick. Schwein lands with a hook. Masterson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
It looks like James Masterson has been cut. Schwein looks to land a right hand but Masterson moved out of range. Masterson wants to slow Schwein down by chopping away at his legs. Schwein misses with a few strikes there.
Schwein throws a right hand that misses
and Masterson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Masterson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schwein. Schwein throws a hook but Masterson blocks it. Masterson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Masterson tries to clinch but Schwein is having none of it. Schwein listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Masterson throws a nice outside leg kick. Schwein avoids the head kick by Masterson.
Masterson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round. Schwein lands with an uppercut that bounces Masterson off the cage and back into range. Schwein darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Schwein throws a right and a left that both miss. That kick from Masterson tenderised Schwein's leg. Schwein is trying to keep his angry face on. Masterson has closed the distance and engaged Schwein in a clinch.
Schwein lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch. Still in the clinch, Masterson scores with a nice short uppercut. Schwein tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Schwein back against the cage. Schwein throws a punch but it's blocked by Masterson. A head punch blocked on the inside by Schwein. Masterson struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Masterson misses with a short punch on the inside. Schwein blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schwein blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Schwein works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Schwein scores with a nice hook to the head. Masterson misses with a hook from the clinch. Masterson throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwein.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Schwein working aggressively here.
Masterson misses with the head strike.
Masterson blocking some punches.
Schwein misses with the head strike.
Schwein lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Schwein blocking some punches.
Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Masterson uses good head movement to avoid it. Schwein lands a shoulder strike. Schwein lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Schwein lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land. Schwein blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Masterson has a couple of punches blocked by Schwein.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Masterson. Masterson misses with a hook from the clinch. Schwein misses with a punch to the body.
Masterson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Schwein scores with a nice short uppercut. A short uppercut from Masterson. Schwein scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Masterson struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Masterson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Masterson lands a hook that snaps the head of Schwein backwards. Nice body punch from Schwein - that landed with a thud.
Schwein digs a right hand into Masterson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Masterson's gas tank. Masterson lands with a left to the head. Masterson blocking some punches.
Schwein lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Schwein scores with an uppercut up the middle. Schwein swings wildly with an uppercut but Masterson uses good head movement to avoid it. Masterson lands a shot to the body. Masterson blocks a body shot from Schwein. Schwein misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Schwein working aggressively here.
Masterson takes a shot to the head. Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside. Masterson misses with some punches.
Masterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Schwein uses good head movement to avoid it. Masterson is trying to break the clinch but Schwein has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Masterson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schwein lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Masterson is breathing heavily. A nice left hand lands by Schwein.
Schwein lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Masterson misses with a short punch on the inside. Schwein prevents a body shot from Masterson. Schwein lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. A head punch on the inside from Schwein fails to land. Masterson digs a right hand into Schwein's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Schwein's gas tank. Masterson working aggressively here.
Schwein has a couple of punches blocked by Masterson.
Masterson misses with a short punch on the inside. Masterson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schwein lands with a light punch inside. Schwein blocks an elbow strike. Schwein tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Schwein back against the cage. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Still in the clinch, Masterson scores with a nice short uppercut. Schwein lands a hook to the side of the head. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Schwein scores with a nice hook to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Santa Schwein dominated that round. The cut man is working on James Masterson's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Masterson moves away from the strike by Schwein. Schwein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Masterson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Masterson defending well as Schwein loads up on a big left hand. Schwein chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Masterson can pounce on him.
Nice defenses there by Masterson. Masterson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Schwein misses with a straight left. Schwein rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Masterson moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Schwein lands a jab. Masterson throws a solid leg kick but Schwein takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Masterson. Masterson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Schwein manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Schwein circles away from the clinch attempt.
Schwein might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable. Schwein feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Masterson's calf. A jab from Schwein does it's job there. James Masterson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Nice defenses there by Masterson.
That's one minute gone in the round. Masterson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Masterson is rocked! Masterson is looking to clinch but Schwein is avoiding it.
Oh Masterson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Masterson avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Masterson seems to have got his legs back now. Schwein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Some wild striking there from Schwein.
Schwein throws a combination. Masterson tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Schwein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Masterson tries to land a leg kick but Schwein saw it coming and moves away.
Masterson scores with a leg kick.
Masterson thows a leg kick but Schwein checks it and Schwein counters with a good low kick that Masterson was not able to check. Schwein lands a glancing blow to the side of Masterson's head. This has been an exciting period of action! Masterson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Schwein moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Masterson misses with a leg kick and Schwein cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Masterson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Santa Schwein seems to be getting the better of the standup. Masterson misses with a two punch combination.
A solid body kick from Masterson. Schwein dips to his left and cracks Masterson with an uppercut! Schwein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Masterson sees it coming and avoids it easily. Masterson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Schwein throws a hook but Masterson blocks it. Masterson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Masterson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Schwein throws a big shot that misses. Masterson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Jab, jab by Schwein - just one landing. Jab from Schwein. Masterson avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Masterson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Masterson moves into the clinch successfully.
Masterson throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwein. Schwein lands an uppercut. Schwein misses with a short punch on the inside. Schwein misses with the head strike.
A short left from Masterson. Schwein lands a shot to the body. Schwein blocking some punches.
Schwein digs a right hand underneath Masterson's ribcage. Masterson let out a lung full of air as it connected. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Schwein tries a body shot but Masterson blocks it.
Masterson throws a punch but it's blocked by Schwein. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Schwein misses with a hook from the clinch. A left hand lands to the body for Schwein.
Schwein lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Schwein's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. A shot in the inside from Schwein. Masterson takes a shot to the head. Nice body punch from Schwein - that landed with a thud.
That's four minutes gone in the round. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schwein creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Nice body punch from Schwein. A quick uppercut on the inside from Schwein. Schwein is working Masterson over against the cage. Schwein misses with some punches.
Schwein lands a left hand that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Schwein has Masterson pressed against the cage, preventing Masterson from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Masterson struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwein controls his hands.
Schwein is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Schwein lands a hook that snaps the head of Masterson backwards. Schwein lands a hook to the side of the head. Santa Schwein seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Schwein blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schwein makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Schwein pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Masterson out cold! The fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santa Schwein! A victorious Santa Schwein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
86% |
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