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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sasuke Uchiha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baby Dinosaur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uchiha's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, forsaken. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sasuke Uchiha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Baby Dinosaur!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinosaur dives in and grabs Uchiha's left leg, looking for a takedown. Uchiha pushes down on Dinosaur's head and hops out.
Baby Dinosaur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uchiha looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Dinosaur drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dinosaur tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dinosaur has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dinosaur looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Dinosaur tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dinosaur has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dinosaur swings around for an armbar but Uchiha sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dinosaur's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinosaur looking for subs off his back but Uchiha has passed one foot through into half guard.
Dinosaur looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dinosaur actively working from the bottom here.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
Dinosaur looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dinosaur is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dinosaur looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Uchiha pulls his head out easily.
Dinosaur is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Uchiha pulls his head out easily.
Uchiha wants to get back to his feet.
Uchiha will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baby Dinosaur dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sasuke Uchiha's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Dinosaur gets a double leg takedown into Uchiha's guard.
Dinosaur is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Uchiha is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Uchiha has escaped and now he's on top!
Dinosaur looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uchiha got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dinosaur has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Uchiha has managed to get both his arms back between Dinosaur's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dinosaur working for a triangle but Uchiha defends it easily.
Dinosaur has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Uchiha can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dinosaur escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Uchiha gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Uchiha defends well.
Dinosaur throws his legs up looking for a submission but Uchiha uses it to pass to side control.
Dinosaur tries to bench press Uchiha off him but Uchiha keeps the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Baby Dinosaur has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baby Dinosaur showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Sasuke Uchiha's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Dinosaur feints and as Uchiha raises his hands in defense, Dinosaur changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dinosaur stands and throws Uchiha's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dinosaur thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Dinosaur tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dinosaur has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dinosaur wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Uchiha, who protects the arm well.
Dinosaur really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Uchiha. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinosaur is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Uchiha has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dinosaur is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Uchiha knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Dinosaur is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Uchiha has escaped the position, nice work there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dinosaur is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Uchiha has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dinosaur swings around for an armbar but Uchiha sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dinosaur's guard.
Dinosaur looking for subs off his back but Uchiha has passed one foot through into half guard.
Dinosaur is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Uchiha pulls his head out easily.
Sasuke Uchiha has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinosaur is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Uchiha pulls his head out easily.
Dinosaur looking for submissions off his back.
Dinosaur looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dinosaur looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Uchiha seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Dinosaur tries to roll over but Uchiha keeps him under control.
Dinosaur looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Baby Dinosaur comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dinosaur has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baby Dinosaur!
Baby Dinosaur spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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