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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Situation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ser Gregor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Situation has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Ser Gregor Clegane has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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272 lbs
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280 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake The Situation!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ser Gregor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Situation takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Clegane gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
so The Situation counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The Situation works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The Situation not doing much here.
Clegane is trying to stand.
Clegane tries to roll over but The Situation keeps him under control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Situation trying to control the pace.
The Situation's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Clegane tries to get to full guard but The Situation has control of the leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Jake The Situation just wasn't active enough.
Clegane tries to clinch up.
Excellent takedown into side control there by The Situation.
The Situation is breathing heavily.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Clegane tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but The Situation wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Situation working the ground and pound from side control.
The Situation in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Clegane wants to get back to his feet but The Situation drags him back down.
The Situation is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Clegane can't do much from the bottom here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Situation controls the position from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Situation working away.
Clegane is looking for a sweep.
The Situation connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Clegane some visible discomfort.
The Situation decides to stand up, so the ref orders Clegane to his feet.
The Situation takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The Situation gets the takedown into side control.
The Situation moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane is looking to regain half guard here but The Situation keeps moving and retains side control.
Clegane is letting The Situation control him for a moment.
Clegane takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The Situation controlling the position.
The Situation stands up and beckons Clegane to his feet.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Clegane - that will leave a mark!
Clegane shoots for a takedown but The Situation saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clegane fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Situation drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Clegane is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Situation loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Clegane keeping moving, preventing The Situation from controlling successfully.
Clegane is working an open guard so The Situation takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
The Situation slaps away a takedown attempt from Clegane, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jake The Situation has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ser Gregor Clegane.
Clegane is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clegane lands with a kick to the temple. The Situation shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake The Situation dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Clegane throws a front kick that sends The Situation stumbling back into the cage.
The Situation shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Clegane manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The Situation has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The Situation seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The Situation wants to control from the top but Clegane keeps moving.
The Situation throws a big right hand that misses.
The Situation controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The Situation throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The Situation postures up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jake The Situation.
Clegane moves in looking to clinch but The Situation pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clegane looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Clegane wants to clinch up but The Situation keeps it at a distance.
The Situation closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - The Situation lands in his opponent's guard.
The Situation won't allow Clegane to sweep him here.
The Situation stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Clegane is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Clegane dips to his left and cracks The Situation with an uppercut!
Clegane tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Situation swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clegane fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Clegane as The Situation shoots in.
Clegane fails with an attempt to clinch.
No luck for Clegane with that takedown attempt.
Clegane fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clegane shoots in and drives through. The Situation sprawls well.
Jake The Situation has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ser Gregor Clegane.
Clegane looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Clegane closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Situation circles away.
Clegane scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Clegane goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane is looking to clinch.
Clegane fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Situation keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The Situation shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Clegane napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Sloppy strikes there by The Situation.
The Situation tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The Situation wants to lay and pray for a moment but Clegane keeps working.
Clegane really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Situation. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The Situation tries to advance to mount but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clegane is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The strikes coming from The Situation are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Clegane being controlled for a moment.
Clegane taking a bit of punishment here - The Situation scoring with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Clegane is trying to get back to half guard.
The Situation cracks Clegane with an elbow. That is naaassty.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake The Situation dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
The Situation shoots in for a takedown but Clegane shows good takedown defense.
Clegane fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The Situation closes the distance and clinches up with Clegane, looking for a takedown. The Situation pushes Clegane against the cage but Clegane circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Clegane shoots in looking for a takedown. The Situation tries to sprawl out of it but Clegane keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. The Situation manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Clegane closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Situation circles away.
Jake The Situation has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ser Gregor Clegane.
Clegane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The Situation displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Clegane.
Clegane shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Situation counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Situation is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Situation gets to his feet - Clegane follows without any prompting.
Clegane shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Situation counters with a single leg into guard. Clegane didn't expect that.
The Situation showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Clegane keeping moving, preventing The Situation from controlling successfully.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The Situation slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Jake The Situation wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Clegane throws a right and a left that The Situation avoids nicely.
Clegane tries to close the distance and clinch but The Situation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A big right from Clegane misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clegane tries to clinch up.
Clegane moves in looking to clinch but The Situation pushes him off.
The Situation slaps away a takedown attempt from Clegane, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The Situation avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Situation decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The Situation tries to pass to full mount but Clegane defends it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clegane blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Situation.
The Situation wants to control but Clegane is keeping him busy.
Clegane looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The Situation lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The Situation lands with a punch from half guard.
The Situation thows a huge punch but Clegane dodges it nicely.
Still in half guard, The Situation seems content to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Jake The Situation wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Clegane tries to clinch but The Situation moves out of range.
Ser Gregor Clegane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Clegane tries to clinch there but The Situation circles away.
The Situation will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Clegane closes the distance and clinches up with The Situation, looking for a takedown. Clegane pushes The Situation against the cage but The Situation circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Clegane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Situation is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clegane can do to turn this around?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Situation misses with a takedown attempt - Clegane sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clegane shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Situation as he avoids it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jake The Situation showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Situation, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake The Situation!
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