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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anselmi Hamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Duke Nukem Quotes!. Hamara is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ruoska - Kiroan. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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188 cm
26
210 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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207 cm
25
300 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anselmi Hamara! The judges for this bout are Roosa J�rvil�inen, Anni Minnem�ki and Marco Blurstr�m.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hamara, right into the meat.
Hamara lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Hamara avoids the head kick by On Roids.
Hamara feints and then cracks On Roids's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow On Roids down. Anselmi Hamara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. On Roids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hamara.
Hamara rushes On Roids and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Hamara has On Roids pressed against the ropes, preventing On Roids from circling away and getting back to striking at range. The referee calls for Hamara to work.
Hamara lands on the inside with an uppercut. Hamara is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Hamara tries to work over On Roids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Hamara keeps the fight in the clinch, despite On Roids's efforts to push away.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Hamara scores with a nice hook to the head. On Roids blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hamara lands a shot to the body. Hamara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Hamara goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hamara lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Hamara tried to land a shot to the body but connects with On Roids's elbow. Hamara misses with some punches.
Hamara works on On Roids's body with a couple of short punches. Hamara misses with a short punch on the inside.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. On Roids wants to break the clinch but can't.
On Roids is trying to force a seperation but Hamara has the dominant position. On Roids is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes. Hamara lands with a short punch from the clinch.

It looks like Duke On Roids has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. On Roids is trying to push Hamara away but Hamara has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere. Hamara keeps the fight in the clinch, despite On Roids's efforts to push away. Hamara working aggressively here.
On Roids breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. On Roids throws the left hand but Hamara avoids the punch easily. Hamara circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops On Roids to the canvas! On Roids doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Hamara keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anselmi Hamara! An out of breath and clearly excited Anselmi Hamara thanked Brute for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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