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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Big Booty Woman kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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158 lbs
22 - 8 - 1 |
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155 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, David Kyle!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Taro Takaoka and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kyle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kyle throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it.
Titties throws a jab when Kyle was well out of range.
Kyle slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Titties swinging wildly here.
A big left from Kyle misses.
Kyle feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tittiess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Titties avoids the head kick by Kyle.
Titties tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kyle was well out of range. Poor timing from Titties.
Kyle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Titties if he has to take too many more of those.
Kyle cracks Titties with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kyle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Titties's sensitive parts.
A low kick from Kyle misses
and Titties counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Kyle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kyle looks to land a combination but Titties avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Kyle.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kyle.
A shot to the body from Kyle misses
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Titties shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kyle pinned against the cage. Kyle gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties slips under a jab from Kyle.
Titties throws a head kick but Kyle moves out of range.
Titties closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Titties throws a big shot that misses.
David Kyle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kyle lands a big head kick that sends Titties tumbling to the mat! Kyle takes a step backwards and waves Titties back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Titties is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titties walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Titties limp body while Kyle jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Kyle!
During a confident post fight interview, David Kyle thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
86% |
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