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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bastian Nokia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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24
130 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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30
130 lbs
25 - 8 - 1 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bastian Nokia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche throws a head kick but Nokia moves out of range.
Nokia really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Douche slaps away a takedown attempt from Nokia, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Nokia with a poor takedown
and Douche counters with a good low kick that Nokia was not able to check.
Douche swings for the body but Nokia moves out of range.
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Nokia moves out of range easily.
Douche throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nokia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
Nokia tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Douche lands a jab to Nokia's midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douche throws out a leg kick but Nokia moves out of range and Douche only half commits.
Nokia moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nokia was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Douche pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nokia is out of range and Douche settles back down.
Douche looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Douche scoring well with a low kick there.
Nokia is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Douche. Nokia does a little dance to reset his feet.
Raging Douche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Douche fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nokia.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nokia uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
A good leg kick by Douche.
A big right from Douche misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche clobbers Nokia with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douche feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nokia sprawling to the canvas! Nokia rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Douche finish him?!
Nokia is rocked!
Douche is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Nokia rather than just go for the knockout.
Douche throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Oh Nokia is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nokia is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Douche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nokia manages to avoid it.
Douche lands a leg kick that knocks Nokia off balance momentarily.
Douche feints and then cracks Nokia's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nokia down.
Douche connects with an inside leg kick.
Nokia seems to have got his legs back now.
A good leg kick by Douche.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nokia. That did some damage!
Douche throws a head kick but Nokia moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Douche scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nokia has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Douche.
Nokia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Douche. Douche obviously looking to wear him down.
Douche scoring well with a low kick there.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Douche lets loose with a powerful body kick. Nokia will feel that in the morning.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douche drops Nokia with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Nokia looks back up at him and smiles so Douche waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Douche connects with a solid leg kick.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche lands with a kick to the ribs.
Douche swings for the body but Nokia moves out of range.
Douche wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Douche circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Nokia drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Douche follows Nokia to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raging Douche!
A very excited looking Raging Douche rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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