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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lobsta Mang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dre Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mang might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to B.O.B.. On his way into the cage it seems that Lobsta Mang has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lobsta Mang seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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270 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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200 cm
21
265 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lobsta Mang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dre Parker!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker moves out of range of the leg kick from Mang.
Horrible takedown by Mang or perhaps it was just good defense by Parker which made him look bad.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parker. Mang does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Parker.
Parker jabs at Mang's body.
Mang throws a leg kick but Parker checks it.
Parker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Parker moves out of range as Mang throws a body kick.
Mang throws a head kick but Parker moves out of range.
Parker cracks Mang with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
It looks like Lobsta Mang has been cut.
Mang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from Parker misses.
Mang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Parker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jab by Mang.
Parker scores with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mang blocks the body kick.
Lobsta Mang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mang moves away.
Parker moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Parker has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Parker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parker thows a body shot but no joy.
Parker cracks Mang with an open hand slap.
Parker drops Mang with a beautiful combination! Mang stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Parker is looking for the KO!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mang throws the kick towards the body but Parker avoids it.
Mang lets loose with a powerful body kick. Parker will feel that in the morning.
Parker lands a jab to Mang's midsection.
Mang fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parker cracks a nice hook into Mang's ribs.
Dre Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mang blocks a body shot from Parker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mang backwards.
Mang throws a head punch that misses.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Mang.
Mang misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Parker.
Mang breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mang lands a head kick!
Parker looks to score with a jab to the body but Mang is just out of range.
Mang with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Parker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mang looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mang tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mang bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The ground and pound from Mang seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Mang tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Parker regains half guard.
Mang tries to pass to full mount but Parker defends it.
Mang working Parker over with strikes.
Mang controlling the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker is trying to maintain the position but Mang is very close to passing his half guard.
Mang seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Parker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Parker wants to get back to full guard.
Mang content to control rather than advance.
We're going to have a standup here because Lobsta Mang wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Parker throws a head kick but Mang moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Parker throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dre Parker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lobsta Mang's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Mang tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mang tries to land a front kick but Parker steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parker, right into the meat.
Parker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mang is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mang throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mang tries a head kick but it misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Parker, as that shot connected.
Mang throws a head kick that misses.
Parker blocks a head kick by Mang.
Mang scoring well with a low kick there.
Parker lands a nice shot that snaps Mang's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mang's head.
Mang throws the kick towards the body but Parker avoids it.
Mang shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Parker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Parker jabs Mang to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mang changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Parker tries to avoid it but Mang manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Parker to the ground. Parker escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mang throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mang does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Parker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mang steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Parker. That one must have hurt.
Parker catches Mang with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Mang.
Parker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker scores with a leg kick.
Parker feints and then cracks Mang's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mang down.
Parker lands a big head kick that sends Mang tumbling to the mat! Parker takes a step backwards and waves Mang back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Mang is rocked!
Lobsta Mang's cut is getting worse.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Oh Mang is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parker weaves into range and cracks Mang right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Mang goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Parker is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dre Parker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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