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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaquille Oneal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rasputin comes into the arena with TURISAS - Rasputin blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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302 lbs
21 - 19 - 0 |
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293 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shaquille Oneal!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oneal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rasputin moves away.
Oneal thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rasputin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Oneal paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rasputin finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Oneal throws a right hand that Rasputin ducks under and follows up with a left that Rasputin also avoids with ease.
Rasputin shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Oneal sprawls well. Oneal wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rasputin gets slowly back to his feet.
Rasputin drops Oneal with a beautiful combination! Oneal stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Rasputin is looking for the KO!
Oneal is rocked!
It looks like Shaquille Oneal has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body kick from Oneal.
Oneal connects with a high kick.
It looks like Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has been cut.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rasputin.
Oneal misses with a wild body shot.
Jab from Oneal.
A looping hook to the body misses from Oneal. Rasputin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oneal misses with a looping right.
Oneal lands a slapping body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oneal cracks Rasputin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A slapping leg kick lands for Oneal.
Rasputin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rasputin takes one on the button.
Oneal misses with a body shot.
Oneal scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rasputin doesn't seem bothered though.
Rasputin is breathing heavily.
Oneal throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oneal throws a lazy head kick
and Rasputin counters with a left and a right that stings Oneal.
Oneal lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rasputin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice straight punches there by Oneal. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Oneal.
That kick from Oneal tenderised Rasputin's leg. Rasputin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Shaquille Oneal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oneal getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Rasputin is rocked!
A head kick by Oneal - that's a beauty! Rasputin is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Oneal can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Shaquille Oneal!
A very excited looking Shaquille Oneal rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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