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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Liam Harrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot comes to the cage accompanied by Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. The crowd seem to be enjoying Harrison's choice of entrance music: Dizzy Rascal - Sirens. Liam Harrison has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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167 lbs
19 - 1 - 0 |
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148 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Liam Harrison!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot misses with a jab to the body
and Harrison counters with a nice body shot.
Harrison lands the left hand.
Idiot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harrison.
Harrison staying out of range there.
Harrison avoids the body shot from Idiot.
Harrison slips a straight right by Idiot.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Idiot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Harrison.
Harrison tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Idiot was well out of range. Poor timing from Harrison.
Idiot defending well as Harrison loads up on a big left hand.
Idiot throws a series of punches but Harrison moves out of range.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Idiot takes one to the chin there.
Harrison swinging wildly here.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Harrison saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Idiot with a hook.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot loads up on a big right hand but Harrison slips the punch.
Harrison thows a body shot but no joy.
Idiot throws a hook but Harrison avoids it easily.
Idiot lands a jab.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Idiot misses with a looping right.
Harrison connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Idiot missing with a left hand there. Harrison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Idiot takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Sloppy strikes from Idiot. Those never looked like landing.
A big left from Idiot misses.
Harrison scores with a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Harrison.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick lands from Harrison.
Harrison lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Harrison takes a swing at Idiot's ribcage but misses.
Harrison throws a good cross that connects.
Idiot clinches with his opponent.
Harrison blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harrison blocks an uppercut.
Harrison's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Harrison closes the distance but Idiot moves to the side
and Idiot counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Idiot throws a lazy uppercut
and Harrison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Harrison lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Idiot circles away quickly and effectively.
Idiot lands with a shot to the body.
Harrison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Idiot.
Donk. Harrison catches Idiot right on the button with a cross.
Harrison works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Idiot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Harrison.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot looks to land a combination but Harrison avoids it well.
Harrison throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Idiot tries to clinch up.
Idiot throws a jab when Harrison was well out of range.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harrison scores with a leg kick.
Idiot digs a good hook to Harrison's body.
Harrison lands a nice looking kick to the body. Idiot takes a step back to recover.
Harrison slips under a jab from Idiot.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Idiot takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Harrison lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Harrison ducks under a wild hook from Idiot.
Idiot misses with a hook to the body
and Harrison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot ducks right into an uppercut from Harrison.
Harrison looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Harrison moves into range and connects with a jab.
Harrison moves away from the strike by Idiot.
Harrison moves out of range as Idiot strikes.
Idiot misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrison counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harrison moves away.
Idiot throws a jab but it's blocked by Harrison.
Harrison jabs Idiot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice uppercut there from Idiot.
Idiot moves into the clinch.
Idiot takes an elbow to the forehead.
Idiot tries a body shot but Harrison blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harrison is trying to push Idiot away but Idiot has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Harrison breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Idiot dodges the punch combination from Harrison.
Harrison tries to clinch but Idiot moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liam Harrison dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harrison manages to avoid it.
Harrison misses with a hook.
Harrison lands a slapping body shot.
Idiot misses with a hook.
Idiot misses with a hook to the body
and Harrison counters with a nice uppercut.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Liam Harrison seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Harrison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Idiot misses with a left hand
and Harrison counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Idiot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harrison.
A shot to the liver by Harrison. Beautiful body shot.
Harrison bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Idiot's head backwards.
Harrison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Idiot.
Idiot takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Idiot looks to score with a jab to the body but Harrison is just out of range.
Harrison has closed the distance and engaged Idiot in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison tries to break free but Idiot pushes him back against the cage.
Harrison scores with a nice hook to the head.
Harrison misses with an elbow over the top.
Harrison manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Idiot misses.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Harrison avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Harrison is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Harrison wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Harrison closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Idiot loads up on a big right hand but Harrison slips the punch.
Harrison loads up on a big right hand but Idiot slips the punch.
Harrison tries to close the distance and clinch but Idiot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harrison on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Harrison connects with a good right hand that stumbles Idiot. Idiot circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot tries to bum rush Harrison with a series of wild strikes but Harrison uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Idiot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idiot takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Idiot gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Idiot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Harrison misses with an uppercut. Idiot saw that one coming.
Idiot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Idiot tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Idiot misses with a straight right.
Harrison jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Harrison with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Harrison looks to land a left hand but Idiot moved out of range nicely.
Idiot swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Harrison.
Harrison misses with a looping right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot looks to throw the jab but Harrison is out of range.
Idiot misses with a straight left.
Idiot takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Harrison moved out of range.
Idiot misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Harrison to counter with a crisp jab.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harrison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Idiot.
Harrison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Idiot slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Harrison with a nice cross.
Idiot lands a right hook to the body.
Harrison with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Idiot misses the body punch
and Harrison counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Harrison tries to clinch but Idiot moves out of range.
Idiot connects with the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idiot throws a sloppy body shot
and Harrison counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Harrison tenderised Idiot's leg. Idiot is trying to keep his angry face on.
Harrison connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Idiot misses the jab.
Idiot looks to throw the jab but Harrison is out of range.
Idiot throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Harrison.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Harrison lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Idiot misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrison counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Idiot thinking.
Idiot swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Harrison counters with a left to the body.
Idiot closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Idiot falls off balance throwing a combination
and Idiot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Idiot swings for the body but Harrison moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harrison moves out of range of the strikes.
A shot to the body from Idiot misses
and Harrison counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Idiot thinking.
Harrison clinches with his opponent.
Idiot has Harrison pressed against the cage, preventing Harrison from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liam Harrison showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A jab from Harrison does it's job there.
Idiot misses with a hook.
Idiot scores with the left hand. Harrison knows he should have avoided that one.
A nice inside leg kick there by Harrison. That's going to slow Idiot down.
Idiot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harrison throws a hook but Idiot blocks it.
Idiot misses with a lunging right hand
and Harrison counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Idiot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idiot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Harrison can pounce on him.
Harrison connects with a single shot there.
Harrison slips a straight right by Idiot.
Idiot throws a hook but Harrison avoids it easily.
Harrison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Idiot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Harrison was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Harrison.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idiot scores with a hook.
Harrison scores with a jab. Idiot acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot misses with an uppercut. Harrison saw that one coming.
Harrison misses with a looping right.
Idiot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrison.
Harrison lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Idiot circles away quickly and effectively.
Idiot jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Idiot.
A jab from Idiot does it's job there.
Harrison throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Idiot throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Harrison cracks a nice hook into Idiot's ribs.
Harrison scores with a jab.
Harrison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Idiot.
Idiot lands a head shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Idiot. That snapped Harrison's head back.
Idiot circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harrison lands with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Idiot misses its intended target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Idiot jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Harrison steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Idiot.
Harrison avoids the body shot from Idiot.
Harrison avoids the body shot from Idiot.
Idiot doesn't manage to clinch there - Harrison circles away.
Harrison lands a jab to Idiot's midsection.
A solid body kick from Harrison.
Idiot has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Harrison.
Harrison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Idiot looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Idiot throws a right hand that misses
and Idiot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Harrison scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Idiot slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Idiot is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Idiot looks to score with a jab to the body but Harrison is just out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Harrison.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot misses the body punch
and Harrison counters with a stiff right hand.
Harrison works the jab nicely.
Idiot takes a jab right on the kisser.
Idiot is rocked!
Harrison catches Idiot napping and connects with a fantastic 3 punch combination that sends Idiot crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but he's all over the place - can he beat the count?!? 4,5,6,7,8...9...10! He didn't make it back to his feet! Harrison raises both arms skywards and takes in the roar from the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Liam Harrison!
As Liam Harrison got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Can you see me now? Where you at Blithering Idiot? You can't run no more punk. I don't call people out but I will make an exception for you. Hardcore Legend book the fight at 170. Let's do it. '.
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